Every squirrel lives Not every squirrel truly dies Or something like that FREEDOM!!!! (from birds)
acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States@acallan1.bsky.social · 4d agoin my Indiana backyard viewing experience there are old squirrels & there are bold squirrels but I suspect bold, old squirrels to be quite rare bsky.app/profile/acal...
Yeah I could see him doing this It'll be totally humiliating for the US
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoSen. Mike Lee: "I won't be a bit surprised if President Trump decides at one point to say, 'You know, President Xi, let's go visit Panda Express and see what you think of their broccoli beef.' I'd love to see that happen. That's the kind of thing President Trump likes to do."
What if we do fight club but it's hamsters and you're totally allowed to talk about it because it's adorable?
dumBo's biggest achievement in life was having a daddy who owns an oil company
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3w agoAs a reminder, Bo French didn't attend the University of Texas, but -- in his role as a white man -- he thinks he gets to complain about the demographics of actual students who do attend classes there. White guys own everything, you see.
Oh yeah Acorn crop is coming along nicely Gonna make so much acorn liquor
Vote for Deez and I'll make sure the tooth fairy leaves you 100 bucks for every tooth under your pillow!
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
😭😭😭😭😭 There will be an investigation And revenge
😈 Leela The Monster 🧛♀️@apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4w agoThere are about a dozen vultures hovering around or nearby, and they're all here for ONE dead squirrel (not my fault) on the road. Nature's clean-up crew does NOT fuck around with dead bodies 👀
BREAKING!! They should reboot the Outer Limits series but instead this time it's the Otter Limits. Same general vibe but the twist at the end of every episode is that it was otters all along
If this violent thug had been left in prison where he belongs after the first crime spree this kid wouldn't have been abused Great work GOPedos
Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2mo agoLauren Boebert should concern herself with her own family values, not mine.
Germans who supported the Nazis from the beginning didn't get a pass for realizing at the end it didn't work out in their favor If Trump offered them a special voucher just for them to make their groceries and gas affordable they'd be right back in the cult
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoMS NOW: Are you regretting your vote right now? TRUMP VOTER: The past two years, yeah I have. I'm actually not even voting the next time.
Teach me to do something and I probably won't do it and will act out Do it for me whenever I demand it and I'll have that thing for life
Amien@amien.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe do! I gave Doc my baked ziti recipe. He's gonna be fat & happy!
The Nolan version made more money than the original So by the laws of capitalism that means the 2026 Odyssey is the correct one Helen is capitalisticly verified as black Any other depiction is changing history Anyone who doesn't agree is a communist
There should be a gameshow where a maga has to defend this stuff to win, I dunno, 50k to spend on Trump merch but they can't change the subject, lie, or engage in whataboutism If they lose the money is instead given to a bunch of trans immigrant kids
Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com · 2mo agoThis is a man who has a hard time looking in the mirror
People mocking Tate for only having one supporter show up aren't being fair It would've been way more if the building was located further from schools and daycare centers
alexjungle.bsky.social@alexjungle.bsky.social · 2mo agoAndrew Tate lone supporter was seen outside the Special housing unit where the Tate brothers are being held. "TATES ARE HEROES" says the online propaganda but they didn't show up.
If y'all are going to turn my forest into suburbs I'm going to turn your landscaping into squirrel food And probably mess up your roof
😈 Leela The Monster 🧛♀️@apopularmonster.bsky.social · 2mo agoDid you see what @docdeezwhat.bsky.social did to my sunflowers?
It occurs to me, Johnny Cash's a boy named Sue is basically the story of my life Except for the family drama. And I have an awesome name. Everyone was super jelly growing up. I guess mostly just the biting and kicking
Libs are saying the Taylor farms guy paid off Trump to have the FDA say it was a false positive and his lettuce isn't the cause of the trump squirts Obviously every patriotic maga American isn't going to fall for their lies and they believe this lettuce is perfectly safe
In a decisive blow to the Trump agenda both Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell will not be voting for his SAVE America from democracy act
They're going to spin him down to separate out the liquids from the heavier solids
Jarred Luján@jarredlujan.bsky.social · 3mo agoMitch gonna leave this earth the way he lived it: subterfuge
Breaking: GOP leadership is insisting Mitch McConnell being braindead wouldn't hinder, and would in fact benefit, a republican politician in the implementation of Trump's agenda
Fun fact, cats can stretch their bodies to fit under pretty much anything if it's heavy and you drop it from way high up
Thank you to President Trump for making this the lowest energy least enthusiastic 4th ever Basically no fireworks here
DocDeezWhat@docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 3mo agoDear fireworks, You suck! Hatefully, not yours, -Deez PS I hate you
Every time
Jess Piper Fan Page 💙 📚@jesspiperfanpage.bsky.social · 6mo agoEvery Time @altnps.bsky.social 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳
