I think my battle theme should be Voodoo People by The Prodigy

I remember in middle school a guy came to talk to our class about getting a career in the IT sector and then he spent most of the time proselytizing about his DVORAK keyboard

* Item [DROX PUDDING] was added to INVENTORY

Somehow I was born without the American gene that makes everyone obsessed with Barbecue

I've really been into classic card games and collecting fancy decks of playing cards with my brother and I really want the Bad Dragon deck so bad but if anyone recognizes them I'm fucking dead

More and more I'm finding having a hyperfat ass an alluring concep... Two titanic mega cheeks of wobbling drox blubber, each individually larger and wider than the rest of my body always bouncing and quaking and jiggling...

The floating "YOU" label in Rhythm Heaven functions identically to the SOUL in Deltarune

Man, I wish I knew how to draw

The rhythm heaven frog can kinda get it ngl

I like the short end of the stick :) the short end of the stick is the best end actually :)

Same Day Delivery is like the most fucked up and evil concept I can imagine

Bro, everyone at school knows your dad works at the blob factory

First day of regression school! So excited to unlearn🤗

I feel like null bulge content is getting more popular lately. Everyone's throwing their peanits away.

Here's a freebie for any FatFur tubers out there: watch and rank as many WG episodes of cartoons as you can find.

One of my first "I feel funny" moments came watching that old fuckass show Squirrel Boy and the episode where the titular squirrel gets classified as endangered and forces his owners to serve and pamper him and he gets mega fat from eating nothing but donuts.

Been very into herbal teas lately

There are two moos inside of me: One is small, soft, gentle, innocent and devoid of all indecency. The other is the big horny pervert who makes all of the rules. But both of them are still very very VERY fat.

I wonder if I should share my MahjSoul friend code. Been kinda feeling the desire to play with others again...

Maybe I'll be more productive if I think of my day as a roguelike and I pick 1 of 3 chores to do at a time.

even an ice monster like Avalanche wants to get tropical once in a while. #neonsmonstergraffiti

Jam session between old friends #neonsmonstergraffiti

i could have made him normal colored but i chose to do this instead #neonsmonstergraffiti

Would I still be cute and cuddly if I had a dick that could touch the ceiling and balls the size of a small car?

Archaeologists have discovered Egyptian hieroglyphs in a newly unearthed tomb dating to the early dynastic period depicting a Pharaoh rolling up a pizza and eating it like a burrito. Egyptologists believe they did this because it was "Hot as fuck."

We can't hang out unless you let me absorb you into my canon .m.

Wishing all gainers a very [GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER NOW] this morning

Wishing all fat people a very [you're beautiful] this morning

When my kindergarten teacher taught me how to draw a circle I don't think she had any idea just how far I would take that concept.

HAPPY MANAGER DAY EVERYONE!!!

Neon!!@monstergraffiti.bsky.social · 2w ago

[Gift Art] Today is 7/24. So today is Manager Day. The day to celebrate a very special tarbeast belonging to a good friend of mine. Merry Managers! #neonsmonstergraffiti