I was having lunch with Mitch over at the Arby’s on 5th when we were asked to leave You can’t even have a meal without someone making things political So thats the last time I take a corpse to Arby’s for lunch Yall just lost a customer for life shame shame
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The World Would Be A Better Place If It Were Run By Muppets My mind cannot be changed on this fact That is all
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I’m not sure if it’s a unique American thing but it has always baffled me that so many people put campaign stickers on a car (or anything expensive) Win or Lose that sticker is pointless pretty quick So silly, even for trolling Yall can tape it in the window ya know, there’s options
Michael J Fox is Batman?! Look here he is admitting in in court
If you had never heard of Dr Who and saw this thumbnail You’d probably assume it was a show about hospital run by Owls Which I might watch so not a complaint just posting out loud
People talk about history and where they were when JFK was shot, or during a big disaster, 9/11, etc Let it be known that I was taking a really nice shit when I got the news that Leningrad Lindsey was deleted from this matrix I named the pile of shit after him let out one more fart and flushed
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So I’ve decided not to run for PM and concede to Count Bin Face Thank you for your attention to this matter
Oh ok umm so I just discovered that this exists
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It’s Friday and it’s definitely Towlie time but I’m having a conversation with my sister on the phone Talking about something that happened to me, but she’s telling me I have the story wrong Oh yeah my sister is a bit bossy and has zero listening skills
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Remember at one point in time Hugh Jackman was a clown for hire Everybody has a dumb origin story it’s not just you
I had to purchase a new washing machine this week During my search i noticed damn near every one has WiFi Finding one that fit my needs but also didn’t have WiFi was far more difficult than it should be It’s like none of you were even paying attention to the lessons of Maximum Overdrive.
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Fruit Stripes should sue Ice Breakers for copying their vanishing flavor formula
I had some extras laying around so I decided to give everyone crabs Enjoy
My pitch is simple: Scenes From an Addams Marriage
Dad Pranks: This week Rocket League had a quest to get this Hyundai Which transfers to Fortnite (which my son plays) I used his account on Rocket League got the car Then I bounced over to his Fortnite account and changed all his cars to the Hyundai Worth it? Eh I dunno makes me laugh
Haven’t seen this a long time It didn’t age well But there is a scene where a guy in a dinosaur suit gets absolutely destroyed while whining about being a deadbeat dad And the casting director should get an award (see below)
As I left for work that day there were reports OJ had killed himself After work some friends and I played sega genesis and I drank a bit too much Afterwards every station was this pic All day I thought Nordberg was dead, Now I’m drunk and he’s a fugitive?! 90s were so strange
“The thought of going back into the toxic pit that is GTA online doesn’t sound like fun anymore I guess. The story mode will be great I’m sure” Me trying to explain to my lack of interest in the new GTA game
This probably isn’t the news story people are hoping for But I’m just gonna let the notification sit and enjoy the prospect for awhile and enjoy the rest of my work day
A note about Trolls I’ve watched them, studied them, up close like Jane Goodall and her Apes I’ve watched them pick fights online, just to giggle at how much they can wind people up They love misery and their joy in life is spreading that misery to unsuspecting people Know what defeats them?
The same people who would die on a hill to keep Pete Rose out of the hall of fame Are defending a president who bombs school kids to pair it with market manipulation
Strange and unusual predictions from an aging space time wizard: One day the key witness against the remaining Trump family is going to be Eric Trump They have never liked Eric and he is painfully aware of this fact So when it comes time to save his own ass he won’t hesitate Happy Wednesday
I don’t mean to brag but I can do a Triple Lindy
Many restaurants and fast food places now have sauce on store shelves So McDonald’s could release the Mulan sauce But they don’t So the question is why does McDonald’s hate America?
One time at band camp I opened a portal to a universe where Run Dmc decided NOT to do the Walk This Way collaboration with Aerosmith Because of this Arwen was never played by Liv Tyler The role went to Neve Campbell Also the show Lost was in its 22nd season and Baja Blast doesn’t exist
I’ve discovered I have an unexpected bias When someone is talking about an evil or viscous woman Examples: “This woman just lost her shit in line at the Costco” Or “Linda from HR is trying to bang my dude” In my mind…she is instantly a blonde white woman Sorry? I guess. I dunno Anyway
The Simpsons and the X-files predicted pretty much all of this This timeline is nutty as fuck
IT’S TIME Dear California gov candidates, 🚨 There are 61 candidates in this race. SIXTY ONE! That’s how we hand the general election to TWO Republicans. If you’re still in single digits, the window’s closed. If you care about the Democratic Party, do the right thing. Drop out. Be loud about it.
