Joe Thomas, MD, FHM

@docwithbowtie.bsky.social

He/His. Hospitalist. #MedTwitter Bow tie enthusiast. Deputy Editor of Digital Media, Journal of Hospital Medicine. Side of #Drums/Music. Shouts into political void mine, not representing any organization. https://youtu.be/foaTUq40Dmc?si=bXXivSbV7eB7AAUQ

If you’re out here trying to claim that hospitals were empty during peak COVID 2020-22, you’re either a liar or you’ve been lied to. I don’t care which it is (because you’re probably wrong about other things, too), because either way you need to stop it.

No one who chose not to vaccinate without a legit medical exemption deserves an apology. Pleading the Fifth as a refusal to play into a perjury trap is not an admission of guilt. COVID killed millions. Dr. Fauci helped keep that from going higher. The vaccines saved lives.

The folks making laws with abortion bans don’t care what happens to pregnant folks or to fetuses after birth. The people making laws against transgender athletes claiming “safety in women’s sports” don’t actually care about women’s sports. Or women.

Shocking that hiring the most craven, racist, cowardly, idiotic incels to be a terrorist goon squad for a wannabe dictator with the same traits turns out to be a terrible-yet-deadly waste of time, money, resources, and life.

Back in May, hand-foot-and-mouth WRECKED our household for a week - first kid was sick, then my wife and me. I had it the worst, and eventually the skin on my hands and feet started completely peeling off. Happy to say I realized today that I have fingerprints again!

My entire adult life I’ve known that the preferred energy-saving thermostat settings are 68 F during winter and 78 F in summer, adjusting for individual home and comfort when possible. Mayor Mamdani just recommends what the Dept of Energy does and MAGA loses their minds. Socialist temperatures!

As a child of immigrants, I am relieved to see SCOTUS confirm that the Constitution is, in fact, constitutional. The vote was way too close, and clearly Justices Alito, Kavanagh, Gorsuch, and Thomas (really dude?) want to make racism the law of the land.

Univera delayed my patient’s discharge to rehab for multiple days because they are supposedly understaffed. Cry me a damn river, Univera. Take money from your CEO’s bloated salary and your corrupt lobbying and pay people to approve the care my patients need.

I’ve laughed at TV shows where they show the baby making mealtime a mess, but man, when you’re just trying to feed your toddler but he insists on feeding himself and then you look away long enough and he tosses the bowl on the floor…I’m pretty patient, but Lord give me strength.

Wild and hilarious that in a matter of weeks Hunter Biden has become one of the best follows on multiple platforms while the kids of the current president (well, mostly one specifically named after him) remain sycophantically terrible accounts.

In an episode of #TheOffice, Michael puts the gang through a comedic Survivor-style competition to figure out who his replacement should be. As team captains, he picks all dudes, and for the 3 white guys he lists personality traits. For the Black man he just says he picked him because he’s Black.(1/

MAHA: Pretending to make America healthier by pretending to change useless things that don’t make food more healthful. MAGA: Pretending to make America great again while actually sabotaging every aspect of American life and monuments, and costing us so much more.