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@dogcrimes.bsky.social
a tiny blue goblin gonna steal ur socks Seattle dog [They/Them]
Me taking like 7 pills at my desk in one gulp My coworker: wow you took all those in one go??? Me before I can stop myself: thats like the third most impressive thing my mouth does,,,,,,,, Why am I like thissssssssssssss
Reminding my friends to hydrate to improve their personal health ❌❌ Reminding my friends to hydrate to improve their personal TASTE ✅✅
Why are dads so hot Like I'm glad youre having fun w your family on your little seattle vacation but please acknowledge my "breed me" eyes thank you
New spider man was dog shit But lots of Tom Holland armpit shots so..... B-
Cure for sadness: buy $650 worth of sex toys and a pack of edibles.
its underwear day i heard. here's some dorky pandas chilling in underwear~ doodle by @mashtateos.com
Need a gym buddy to motivate me to work out Like if I finish this set, I get to sniff your balls after I'd be so swolllllllll
Thinkin about how much I miss Portland Might go down to annoy all my friends there 👀
I had so much good friend time this weekend but my brain is so cooked from being social ☠️
This is why I sit on the floor when my friends are on the couch Just lemme sniff your socks a little bro 👉👈
Damian@damianfoxx.bsky.social · 4w agohere's another, have fun
Nonbinary but in a "dude" "bruh" and "good boy, now swallow" kind of way 🤤🤤
Sorry not sorry about the horny posting on main I am in heat, you all have to deal with it Or maybe you could help me,,,,,,,👀
Deep sniffing my friends' pits so I can track them down if we get separated in a crowd
