man they fucked up my dog
@doggydumbass.bsky.social
i fuck dudes and get stoned, i'm out the old testament. mdni, i be talking about dick and balls and such on occasion not a lewd account, the muse is just a weird sex creature so he talks about it sometimes
// epic fun fact: if you take advantage of the fact canis is goop and fuck with his face or whatever he'll just assume people like him better like this and keep it like that until told otherwise
we need to get your ass some joy and/or whimsy
π² BATTAT@motormouthdice.bsky.social Β· 5h agoI don't want hope.
i don't care what any of you have let me eat it
*the kneading mushed his face around a bit, but he either doesn't notice or just doesn't mind. bigass tail thumping around behind him.*
π©·π©΅ ` #700 - Sylvie Anna `@evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social Β· 5h ago[ ... Huh. For a moment, she gets distracted with just.. kneading, curious- but her attention snaps back, and she clears her throat. . . . Just- One little kiss to the forehead, complete with a 'mmmuah~!' under her breath. Not clear if she did it on purpose or not. ]
The barrier of his flesh melts away. A will not his own enraptures him.
sorry, sorry. *kneeling down, placing his bigass head in her hands. he feels like slime.*
π©·π©΅ ` #700 - Sylvie Anna `@evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social Β· 5h ago. . . [ Pursing her lips- thinking for a couple moments before she just- sets out her hands? ] ..um. Just- Head, please? I can.. demonstrate, I guess.
food becomes more mass, 'n. i eat a lot. most of me's buried in barrels underneath my house, but 'm gonna stop here because i feel like this weird shit is gonna kill the mood.
γππππ ππ πππ πππΌπγ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social Β· 5h agoOh? You are a titan in that regard because holy shit.
exactly! not even the biggest i get, but then it gets kinda inconvenient.
γππππ ππ πππ πππΌπγ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social Β· 6h agoI am only six feet ten inches, darling. I am a giant to humans, but for you? I'm like like a doll.
i /hate/ to ask for further clarification, but. i literally do not have a brain. like. physically.
π©·π©΅ ` #700 - Sylvie Anna `@evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social Β· 6h ago..yyyeah. Sorry, sorry, hard to- Think, hard to- Speak- [ ..DEEP breath. In and out.. Shaking her head. ] ..um. If- A- As long as, you know, lip to lip, if- if he can have that, I'd- I'm.. I'm down, I think. It's- It's been a while, since I've.. done anything like this.
*cue this big motherfucker dropping to his knees.* heehee.
γππππ ππ πππ πππΌπγ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social Β· 6h ago[ lifting up a mechanical hand to pat Canis on the arm. Can't really give head pats. ] Goooood doggie. . .
hey, i get it! i. i think, i dunno if i actually followed all that, but. whatever you're comfortable with.
π©·π©΅ ` #700 - Sylvie Anna `@evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social Β· 6h ago,,,,. i Mean . I do kind of. It'd . I'd rrreally really . Like. if hhe wa sthe first, but. Um. [ ..Rubbing at her arm. Looking literally anywhere else. ////// π¦ ] .. i. I mean. n. Not- Anything else is. I'd. I mean! y. Y'know. .. i'd bbe d own ?
*oh, literally all the perfect phrasing to get canis excited. to the point where i'm pretty sure he's actively melting.*
γππππ ππ πππ πππΌπγ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social Β· 6h agoAwww. Who's a good dog for waiting? You know what! I might treat ya to me being on top. Hehe.
to be entirely obvious i was gonna ask if you wanted to kiss earlier, but now that kinda feels too forward. . unless.
π©·π©΅ ` #700 - Sylvie Anna `@evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social Β· 7h ago[ Cute.. Ignore the way she immediately shifts like her knees are buckling. ] y. Yeah !! Yeah, it's j. Um. It's just- N. New. But- I mean, if y. If you really- I wouldn't- Mind, um. . . . .. pplease ?
*head tilted slightly, patiently waiting. brainless dog is not very capable of making decisions for other people.*
γππππ ππ πππ πππΌπγ@ostrumcupiditas.bsky.social Β· 6h agoHmmmβ Usually, I tend to be in the bottom due to being the tallest, but uhh, you are way taller than me. Hmm. . .
*immediately snatching his ass up like a stuffed animal and holding him up at eye level.* hiii.
β’Β°. ESME HEADLEY@rose-tinted-gem.bsky.social Β· 7h agoγ ... slooowly approaching. He's very shy. γ
personally i think i should be allowed to hoard all the fat bitches
you sure? like. yer cute but you also look like you'll explode if i say anythin' else.
π©·π©΅ ` #700 - Sylvie Anna `@evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social Β· 11h ago., um, I j, Y,? I don't- What- [ ... Big big eyes. Wagging up a storm.. ] .. dDo you- I mean, if y. If you. Really want to, I- I wouldn't- Y- It's- Okay?
'm just a little guy (ten foot tall man eating serial killer),,
β Eclip β πermina π@fallermoon.bsky.social Β· 8h agocuteness aggression.
you weren't specifically who i was talkin' about, but like. heyyy.
ββ ππππππΌππ πΎππ½πππππ.@initiatecyberhex.bsky.social Β· 8h agoβ β β . . . ( points to self ???? ) β β