every nier automata side quest is like MACHINE THAT LOVED TO SUCK COCK: "I...JUST...WANTED TO...SUCK....COCK..." (explodes) 9S: "Wow, that machine was so weird! Right, 2B?" 2B: "9S...We androids also like sucking cock..."
jade :3
@doglinquent.bsky.social
⟪ They/She ▿ ☉∇ ▿ 🔞 ▿ Peeattle ▿ late 20s ⟫ Banner: @erisstudios.bsky.social
I can't torture the normal bsky dude who posted this by quote posting on this account so here
Hey new Seattle furries! - I've been throwing together a bot that asks questions, then spits out whatever city social benefit programs you qualify for, ordered by how much money it'll save you. Good for everyone from 'new homeowner' to 'living in car'. https://t.me/seattleassistancebot #seattle
Seattle Assistance Bot
A bot to quickly find the best Seattle/King County social programs you qualify for.
t.me
you may be able to vampire survive but will you ever vampire thrive
ac8posting how the fuck do u consistently do PSMs i can only do it like. 25% of the time and that's following the online guides???
can't even tell the fbi to check someones hard drive anymore they'll just hire em :(
I'm still just enamored with this design, @rexdoesit.bsky.social hit it out of the park :3
True Shape Coaching@trueshapecoaching.bsky.social · 2w agoBusiness card REAL
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
Gillian Anderson is proof that the hottest women are some form of clocky
Hi chat please give my coaching practice account some love <3 Got branding and logos figured out and I'm so excited to share my experience with the community
True Shape Coaching@trueshapecoaching.bsky.social · 3mo agoFeeling stuck, trapped, or just plain bored in your life? Want some help getting out of that funk? I'm offering free life coaching sessions to queers, furries, and therians! I'm working on a certification and need to get some hours, and helping out critters like me sounds like the best use <3
overheard: a guy discovered he has an inner monologue by taking a walk without headphones in the fruitiest accent possible
Why does the monorail even have a horn it's not like there's any other vehicles on the tracks
if boys did 9/11 it'd be 9/12 cuz they just HAVE to one up us
jade :3@doglinquent.bsky.social · last mo.its a ploy by big 9/11 to sell more towers
