Happy Dore Alley

Wow, universe. When I’m in my hoochie daddy shorts this is what you want to tell me? I’ll need affirmation via butt pics, stat. I’ll start.

The bulge is bulging. And it wasn’t even bulge day. It was in fact back and bis day.

I’m no longer trusting that you have big legs until I see a video. AI being rampant is not an excuse to bring back good old ‘shopping.

The gains are all coming together. Recomp done. Time to start getting back to measurements.

Happy SF Pride workout date night with @richiedoesstuff.bsky.social

Didn’t see you dancing at #Bearracuda

Happy Pride from Dad

My gym crush, @richiedoesstuff.bsky.social, is here. I think he’s looking at me.

Need to measure if my arm is bigger than my head yet/how much more to go.

New headshot! See you at the beach. Bring your thong.

85% of the beach time reading. The other 15%? 📸

It is 96°F, so it’s time to use that living in California privilege and head to the beach.

Let’s start some forearm focus. Still not core.

#Belliesout if a bear does core and doesn’t post a selfie talking about it will anyone know

Dating men story time: just finished making out in his enormous Dodge Ram, that he shares is to make up for being 5’5, he goes on to tell me he wants kids so he can learn empathy.

We cannot rest, bitch face

#Brodad and #FunkyKong venn diagram is just one circle.

I don’t care what they say about this season of Euphoria, see how self-destructive straights can be is wonderful.

Thinking about butts and crushing @richiedoesstuff.bsky.social. What should I crush him with first?

Oh you’re mad about the results of a performative beauty pageant? My take: tell me how you perform better than a drag queen, a performer, who also happens to be into your niche thing?

This is why I workout, devouring sloppy meat.

That leg day jelly-legs feeling

Feeling thicc but also because it’s twink town right now at the gym. “Cindy this is bones!”

I can’t stop checking out my Scott Summers Phoenix Five tattoo.

Just because I’m distracted shaming AI slop doesn’t mean I don’t have time to unfollow or hit the block button on your ‘shopped muscles. Thought we left that in prepandemic times.

Best part of biking to work after being asked to wear longer shorts (homophobic, I know)? Visible jockstrap lines.

The chest is boobing

Tried to put on my little lace number from @strapp-metal.bsky.social and test out the Dore look. I gave up for now, I got sweaty after 5 attempts at figuring out up from down, and inside from outside.

Been healing the first tattoo but we’re back at it. Name that reference for a smooch.