the type of thing that makes you wonder how many guys in that locker room are quietly ordering 23andme kits ahead of the next WBC. rancid vibes

Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 7mo ago

So, per the Seattle Times, it's apparently not just Raleigh, it's a team-wide decision to not shake hands. Out of UNITY and SERIOUSNESS. Which is rich given (a) none of Raleigh's teammates came forward to defend him; and (b) his manager is mailing in games because he doesn't know they count. LMFAO

coming to bluesky in solicitation of more birthday wishes. thank you for your time

Some podcast host asking Twins catcher Ryan Jeffers about Trevor Bauer and he fucking cooked I fear. "Did you tell your son what he's accused of?" 👑

paying a visit to the sky to say happy valentine’s day

guy next to us at the knicks game is doing this about the Nova Knicks lore

juan soto :) met :)

he’s so good at this

Bob Nightengale@bnightengale.bsky.social · 2y ago

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heard about snackwraps coming back in 2025 this recession is about to be SWEEEEET

thinking about juan soto denting the green monster for 81 days every summer until the sun explodes

why are people inviting me to blackout wednesday. i am twenty nine years old. i am drinking a martini on the couch and watching National Treasure

Tua Tagovailoa today: 29/40 317 Yards 4-0 TD/INT 9-0 against the Patriots

i cannot stop laughing at how terribly reductive that original post is

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2y ago

The thing is that if you really believe they’re Nazis you can’t then say “but they don’t affect too much outside of politics right?”

A Real Pain was beautiful and i am so ☹️☹️☹️☹️

the sixers are an absolute disaster so allow me to say: hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahaaaaaa

how does a gold glove winner finish sixth in any serious contest lmao

Bob Nightengale@bnightengale.bsky.social · 2y ago

This was the 2nd-closest AL Rookie of the Year award voting since 1980.

this team

@everythingknicks.bsky.social · 2y ago

OG Anunoby is so funny and he doesn't even try to be 😂 Grabbing the mic from Alan and then you got KAT in the back 😂

making a chicken pot pie for the first time since i almost cut my finger off making one last year

holy SHIT hahahahhah the twist in Conclave is truly and completely unpredictable

well that ended swiftly

todd bonzalez@doink.bsky.social · 2y ago

obsessed with this british girl on tiktok who just accidentally started a feudal war in her ant farm

Conan O’Brien hosting the Oscars. it’s morning in america.

obsessed with this british girl on tiktok who just accidentally started a feudal war in her ant farm

This is largely how I feel thinking about Juan Soto right now

a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom

ALT: a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom

media.tenor.com

getting my hopes up for no reason >>>>

i’m doing so much nothing at work today you wouldn’t believe it

might actually have to start using this thing huh

i look forward to joining my first group dm on here when they roll that feature out in 6-8 months

for sale, invite codes never used

>open bluesky >post ass >close app for 2 months >repeat

EVERYONES MAKING ME REALLY ANGRY TODAY SO IM USING THIS SKEET TO SCREAM ABOUT IT AAAAAHHHHHHGHSHSHDHGGHHGGHHHHHHJHGGHSH

babe wake up framber valdez is pissing down his leg