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I know for a fact I could get a gorilla to dap me up

henry ford walked so robert moses could drive

I need to know how to watch clown porn in a god honoring way

how many grams of protein in a glob of spit from my beautiful dog?

holy shit it un-choccy’d my milk

my omega player is in heat

I’m the last samurai of didgeridoos

reaching for the parking enforcement guy’s service nunchucks

no, I don't know if my cat is a lesbian

On skibidi I clocked you dog

this libertarian hotdog stand still serves clown juice the old fashion way

I can tolerate incest but I draw the line at being french

snorting that shit generated from a password manager

my life is like Memento but for 9/11

so nervous at the orgy I’m hover-handing the charcuterie board

I almost got an AGP diagnosis and it nearly ruined my $200 orchi

you shouldn't gatekeep mutilation

it took you posting my dick for katie tightpussy to follow me back

You can see here on the magic wand where there used to be a 3D printed car spoiler

from what i've heard about vaginal sex it's a lot more complicated.

this is the bombed-out cathedral of tacos

i'm blasting through the strait of hormuz to get that iranian bamboo

technically speaking, i have an uncircumcised pussy

shinji had milk on his hand instead in the kidz bop version of evangelion

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You can't cum, I need to learn about German tax code

Do you think Jesus jerked off into the Shroud of Turin

The rotisserie chicken of cuck chairs