Sometimes bestie is having a conversation or many thoughts in her head and she says something out loud to me I just do the Walter white Jessie what the fuck meme irl

Bestie licking her lips as she looks at a watermelon half bigger than her head

Bestie: I’ve never seen beavis and butthead before my parents wouldn’t let me Me: check this shit out *1 hour later* Bestie: wow I really see why I wasn’t allowed to watch this Me: enjoying Bestie: yea keep it on

Me: there’s a play bestie and I wanna see My mom who I think on some level wishes she was young and gay and free and lived in the city: I wanna go with you! I’ll pay!

Bestie when we got home from the museum: I have so much energy I’m gonna play video games all night Bestie several hours later: I’m so eepy I’m all tuckered out I’m gonna go to bed

Always fascinating when you see someone’s menty b in real time on the feed

Taking bestie places and letting her lead is like being her shikigami

Bestie bought so much pokemon stuff lol

Bsky is where you can watch a mentally ill woman on the wrong side of her 40s threaten to fight a youth in the streets

Watching the odyssey: so the gum gum fruit turned him into a rubber man?

Me: oh a pterodactyl Bestie disgusted: that’s a pterosaur

Bestie loves the field museum so much, she’s about to explain every dinosaur to me in detail

Bestie shaking as she tries to choose between a hot dog or Dino nuggies

Bestie telling me in detail which birds you can punch, which ones you can’t, and which ones they’ll arrest you for punching

Bestie when she gets to the cabinets of ducks and geese: so many enemies

Taking bestie to the museum today for a nice long walkie to get her energy out and she went up to every taxidermy bird to say “fuck you” as all birds are her enemy (except crows)

Bestie about to lose her shit

Me: oh a pterodactyl Bestie disgusted: that’s a pterosaur

Bestie loves the field museum so much, she’s about to explain every dinosaur to me in detail

Bestie shaking as she tries to choose between a hot dog or Dino nuggies

Taking bestie to the museum today for a nice long walkie to get her energy out and she went up to every taxidermy bird to say “fuck you” as all birds are her enemy (except crows)

Bestie is listening to limp bizkit in the shower

Bestie needs a solid hour of sitting on the couch watching YouTube in order to gain consciousness

Hiroya Oku licking his lips: what if people had to wear skin tight latex catsuits to fight aliens Hiroya Oku: ok now what if a porn star with huge titties could become a GIANTESS My guy maybe you should just draw hentai at this point

Bestie last night: I’m gonna wake up at 8 tomorrow so we can go out and have a whole day Bestie at 8am this morning when her alarm goes off: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

the best case scenario for any 40k movie is it accidentally becomes the funniest movie of the yea

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The average Bsky poster genuinely believes a C list celeb will acknowledge and apologize to them lmao

Me: what you gonna have for dinner? Bestie:…….autism chow

Bestie when she got adhd meds the first time: I am never going to spend another day in my life without this miracle drug Bestie now: eh fuck it I don’t need to even resemble a human being today weeeeeeeeeee

When you go to the store and you see a giant perfectly ripe watermelon get it home cut in and just fucking feast on the most perfect melon on the planet