Crowder could never replace Kirk cause bro would somehow accidentally shoot himself
Shadow Operative: Mr Trump, the Birthday Book is being circulated on the internet Trump: Are people reading it? Operative: yes my liege, there’s a Google doc Trump: …kill Charlie Kirk. Make it look like a tranny did it. Operative: yes my liege.
remembering the time i found this prius on the streets of LA with BOLSONARO emblazoned on the bumper
trump’s face isn’t drooping; it’s at half-mast in honor of charlie kirk’s death
WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEVEN CROWDER WAS THE WSJ’S SOURCE?!?!
Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · last yr.like you should do this every day imo but like especially w/the WSJ headline that just dropped we're all probably going to be having a bit of one today
So like, Trump hired a guy to shoot Charlie to distract from the birthday book right??
the “would you kill Hitler as a baby” conundrum is so weird cause if you have a time machine you could literally just kill him at 18. you do not have to kill a baby.
BREAKING: investigators in Utah found a silver butt-plug left at the scene with the engravings “this machine kills fascists” and “im totally transgender and not a highly trained CIA operative, please believe me”
George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
The reason why they can't find the killer is because he was a time traveler sent back to stop a very grim alternate future.
After everything, at least Charlie died doing what he believed in: getting shot
The only way this could be funnier is if it happened 24 hours later
George: they had a kiss cam at a $100 Coldplay concert… Jerry: kiss cam at a concert? What is this baseball? George: it’s a Coldplay concert!! Jerry: and they’re showing strangers kissing?? George: yup! Jerry: on the Jumbotron? George: it’s a kiss cam Jerry!! Jerry: a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert…
Congratulations!! The surgery was a success!!! Now instead of looking like a beautiful trans woman, you look like a mid-average cis woman. Yayyyy!!!!
trans girls wear pants for the first time in 3 years and suddenly they intersex
Uhmmm actuallyyyy sorryyy butttt we’ve voted you off the tran knee refugee boat. We’ve been talking, aaaand the fact you’re dating one of my exes just makes me uncomfortable. You’ll have to stay here and get hate crimed to death with everyone else. Hope you understand!! 🫶🏻
Boring ass flight got me playing iPad games for cats
Wow, that’s a really nice gate. I sure hope nobody keeps me from going through it.
“my polyamory doesn’t have hierarchy” oh yeah sure, and my mom totally didn’t have a favorite child (it was me until it wasn’t)
Aaahh mannn, everyone’s posturing?? Fuuccckk, I thought we were all vibing what the fuuuckk