Dolorous Ted
@dolorousted.bsky.social
🍑🧇, maker of bad jokes and worse music, friend to the friendly so let’s be friends!
I have a solo gig in a few days and instead of being nervous I’m just feeling excited so far, which is a nice change of pace.
They made mayonnaise sentient, gave it the highest opinion of itself possible, and a Twitter account, and named it “Will Stancil”.
Oh do please shut alllll the way the fuck up
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
Does a coyote taking a crap on the side of an off-ramp count as a portent of some kind?
Putting us on the plane and THEN announcing an hour delay. Fuck I hate everything about flying.
Seems like we’re getting what we deserve then
Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 4d agoThe diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
They’ll give a convicted rapist with his name all over the Epstein files and who attempted a coup over a lost election a lifetime job with the federal government, but encourage vaccines instead of injecting bleach and eating horse paste and they’ll line up to ban you for life.
Punk has more in common with classic country than it does with the rest of rock and roll
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
My town has a college, hospital, and state run veteran’s home. And it’s MAGA as fuck.
Mom for Gliberty@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 5d agoIt's also notable that rural areas with some sort of middle class employment center tend to be much less right wing. Places with colleges, federal projects, etc. Even the conservative small towns with the hospital or county seat are usually a bit less stiflingly right wing.
Boston. City of history, culture, amazing food, museums, artwork, music… What do my kids want to do above all else? “The cop slide!”
I love Chicago the most and always will but Boston is definitely creeping into “1a” territory on my city rankings
Infuriating, and demonstrative of everything rotten at the core of the “centrist” wing of democrats.
Sophisticated Oyster@ciceronincheese.bsky.social · last wk.Hey! So, this has gotten worse! I previously shared here that Acton and her campaign were set to meet with the ODP Progressive Caucus leadership on the 28th. That's today, and it was a worst case scenario. (1/?)
Had the honor to be taught film craft by the late brilliant Ron Pitts, who filmed a few commercials for Sanders and called him the most racist man he’d ever been around. Ron Pitts, who literally had to flee the country due to racism, and the Colonel was the worst he ever knew. Toss this shit.
The Associated Press@apnews.com · last wk.KFC founder Harland Sanders' pressure cooker, black bow tie and dozens of his personal items are up for public auction.
There is literally no place that RFK Jr and his toadies are right.
Can’t watch HoTD tonight but y’all are gonna tell me what happened anyway so no worries
If their party’s tent is big enough for TERFs why support them?
Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com · 2w agoGot another story coming out about the Ohio Dems/Amy Acton stuff today and it’s a doozy. Transphobia is a cancer in the Democratic Party of Ohio.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Harry Turtledove is a great follow (and author)
