Me watching Brady chop his thumb off: #Survivor

Words to live by from Keanu

Gonna be stuck in Texas for a WHILE because I refuse to go from 2.4% to 7%+ sad😔

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 11h ago

Breaking News: The average 30-year, fixed-rate mortgage made its biggest weekly jump in four years, rising to 7.28%.

you should have your establishment shut down if you can’t post a picture of a burger or a dozen wings without using AI.

Hillsdale and Liberty 😂😂

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Hegseth: "Enter a new core of cadets. To meet this critical need we are partnering with a new crop of premier higher ed institutions, including LSU, Liberty University, Tuskegee University, Mississippi State University, and Hillsdale College."

Do you dipshits not have any idea who your audience actually is?

WIRED@wired.com · yesterday

OpenAI's Dots and Meta's Muse are vying to be your AI agent of choice. I've tried both—and I suspect you will too. www.wired.com/story/ai-age...

SO stoked. This is by far my favorite new show on TV.

Alan Sepinwall@sepinwall.bsky.social · 2d ago

You guys, we are two weeks away from the return of The Lowdown, just an incredible, delightful television program. I wrote earlier this year about why you should sample it if you haven't already:

Things are always going well when the Head Coach has to give a vote of confidence to a coordinator in week 4 😂

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 2d ago

Jim Harbaugh gives Mike McDaniel a vote of confidence.

Dolphins linebacker Jacob Rodriguez is the betting favorite to win Defensive Rookie of the Year after an outstanding game on Sunday in which he intercepted Patrick Mahomes and tackled Kenneth Walker behind the line of scrimmage three times.

Jacob Rodriguez is Defensive Rookie of the Year favorite after big game vs. Chiefs

As a linebacker at Texas Tech last season, linebacker Jacob Rodriguez as a unanimous All-American, and his long list of honors included the Bronko Nagurski Trophy and Chuck Bednarik Award, both of whi...

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I don't think the Miami Dolphins fanbase is fully prepared to get skullfucked by Brian Flores' defense and Andrew Van Ginkel this weekend. Don't take it personally, yall. Just accept it. Embrace it. 😂

The past quarter century as a Dolphins fan sure has been...something.

To my friend Devon, rest now, brother. We have the #1 pick and we'll see you in 2027.

THATS MY DROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malik Turndaballova

To be a big ole boy, Chris Bell is quicker than a hiccup.

That 4th down stop is my personal Super Bowl this year

DJ Khaled Spraying Champagne in Pool

ALT: DJ Khaled Spraying Champagne in Pool

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This Dolphins secondary couldn't stop a fart in church.

In Ollie Gordon we trust.

Nicholas Cage: Okay Yes, Let's Do It

ALT: Nicholas Cage: Okay Yes, Let's Do It

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the "new look" 2026 Dolphins vs the old, undisciplined Dolphins

What Patrick Mahomes is gonna do to the Dolphins today

This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Until this week I had never heard of “Choosin’ Texas,” which I guess is now the most popular song in music history. That’s on me I suppose.

ROLL TIDE, BABY!! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, KEELON IS THE BEST QB IN THE COUNTRY!!!!

ROLL MFIN TIDE

youtube.com/shorts/JYyx9... Mine Tomlin is going to debut the minecraft city he's worked on for 12 years this week on Youtube. A. How is that a real sentence I just typed out B. This dude ain't ever coaching again lmao

THE FIRST EPISODE OF MY 12 YEAR MINECRAFT CITY BUILD WILL RELEASE THIS WEDNESDAY

YouTube video by Mike Tomlin

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UNM is +13 on turnover differential through 3.5 games, leading FBS #GoLobos

Alright Lobos, time to stop playing games and curb stomp these aggies in the 2nd half!!

[clears bong so loudly it breaks my eardrums] yeah man

@yimmysue.bsky.social · 5d ago

UCLA traveling all the way across the country to play a confernce game...because conferences are now nothing more than revenue optimizing fiefdoms. Sports is fucked.

Arch Manning looks like dogshit today. Maybe he IS destined to be a future Dolphin.

piss penalty, as called on ESPN Deportes: