Friend Requests are open again! I swapped some colors around and added a couple new ones. Beachy Keen is a blend of gold, white, and blues to make a beachy combo. Pickle Patina is a pearly, shimmery pale green wash over solid black. Also arriving is Dreamy Drips and Neon Nights!

So, tonight's sale is going to be postponed a few days. I got a fair amount of questions and people wanting some toys from old pics of mine, before I could post up what I was going to originally. So to make it fair, I'm going to do a larger post with more toys later on while I sort things out. 💙Ty!

Hey everyone! I'm going to be putting some of my toys up for sale later today. I either never opened them or they didn't work out. Either way, my loss is your gain. Please let me know which ones you would like. DM me or comment here whichever toy you like that you see. Spread the word please. 💙🍆💙🍆

We restocked our custom slots for the week after making everything on order. And we just walked out of our workshop for the day! Do us a favor, and take care of yourselves out there! 😁 Medium Dragontail, Custom Full Marble split of Dragons breath, Blue glow, and Cosmic

Our next drop is our 9 year anniversary! Perhaps something...new(ish)?

Making some dinner while talking about toys w/ my moots. There's something hidden in that, but idk what. Lol. Enjoy! Mushrooms and tomato sauce with pene. Pro tip: when making tomato sauce, or tomato based sauces, put some soy sauce in it. It'll increase the umami and make it taste meatier. 😉💙

Just a little peak at some of my toys and board games together on a shelf. I have WAY too many of both, but I do enjoy them all the same. Any sneak peaks of your shelf setup?

Tell me you buy sex toys without telling me you buy sex toys. I'll go first... #dongs #sextoys

What's the longest you've gone without using a toy? I spoke to a friend the other day and she told me it had been weeks. When I told how long for me, she dropped her jaw and legitimately told me I must be going insane. Not quite, but we're getting there folks.

Titanic: It's Been 84 Years Meme

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How about we start a Giveaway, to celebrate our AltStar Awards! 😁 Win a custom X-Small, Small, Medium Or Large toy! To Enter, Follow us(or be following), Repost this, and Like the post! Winner(s) will be selected at random 7/23/26 @ 2 PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter and win!

Hmm.... it's like fucking Rocky or his spouse... from Project Hail Mary. Interesting. LOL. Just saying. Amaze, amaze, amaze

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You've put your dick ina a lot of things, but have you put it in the Best Shape? Introducing the Sexagon, now available in two sizes year-round. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/sexagon

We just left our workshop and head upstairs to relax for the evening! But we finished up all customs and prep for shipping tomorrow, so are feeling very accomplished at the moment! 😁 Rest well friends! Small Kelpie, Random Swirl, of White, Black, Mana, and Aztec!

RIP Sam Neill. You showed everyone why they love dinosaurs, all the while, being chased by them. Thank you for one of the best movies ever made. And for The Hunt for the Red October. You can finally enjoy Montana. 💙

Alan Grant's Delighted Grin in Jurassic World Dominion

ALT: Alan Grant's Delighted Grin in Jurassic World Dominion

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I agree with Snoopy on this one. 😉💙🍆😈

Nebula Octopus 🐙 Sculpted from clay & painted with love 💗✨

Celebrate with us! 🥳 Starting in just six hours, at 12AMCST, we'll be having a sitewide birthday sale. This sale will run just 24 hours and will end July 12th. See you there!

I saw this piece of wood in the shop, and instantly saw the BD logo... so I had to of course make it into a charcuterie board. Enjoy! @bad-dragon.com

Hey all! If you know me, I'm glad you're here! If you don't, I've been a large collector of fantasy toys for 6+ years now, and have a collection all blue toys. I'm the originator of what I call Dongscapes (designs made from dongs). I also do woodworking. Follow and repost please to spread the word!💙

Hi everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've been on socials tbh. I noticed many that were on the main social we used to use are no longer there, but are here now. So, now that I've seen that, I'm back! How have things been? Please spread the word and follow! TYSM! 💙💙😈🌶🍆💙💙