Don Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
Gentleman. Farter. D&D person. Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
My real hot take is that 90% of your average Bond movie is boring trash. Not 90% of the movies are trash. 90% of each movie is trash and we’re only remembering the cool shit.
Don Keidick@donkeidick.bsky.social · 3h agoPeople underestimate the damage the Austin Powers movies did to the people who hold the James Bond movies egos. They took the parody personally instead of as a compliment and they’ve been trying to fight what they are supposed to be ever since
People underestimate the damage the Austin Powers movies did to the people who hold the James Bond movies egos. They took the parody personally instead of as a compliment and they’ve been trying to fight what they are supposed to be ever since
Micah@rincewind.run · 3h agomy extremely boring James Bond opinion is that casting a handsome young dude who can credibly punch bad guys and smolder sexily at ladies is all we need to do here it's James Bond, there's a formula, people like the formula, people will watch the formula
Going back in time and teaching Jesus about Five Nights at Freddys lore
Going back in time and explaining furry culture to Plato, Socrates and Aristotle just to see what happens.
I’m planning to sleep in a big bed with my wife
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 11h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Chat, you gotta understand. He was testing and reviewing an oven and like “let me put a little pepper on this steak” then dumped half a can on each side of the steak and said “now to taste it” taste what?!? The fucking pepper!!!
Don Keidick@donkeidick.bsky.social · 11h agoI finally did it. I commented on a youtube video… its over for me now. I’ve become the thing I hate.
I finally did it. I commented on a youtube video… its over for me now. I’ve become the thing I hate.
"we're not going to do fucking anything!!" i yell, as a crowd of millions lose their minds in sheer excitement
Listen. I know politics are important but if you stayed up till 2am last night watching PRIMARIES and you dont directly work for the campaigns involved… wtf are you doing? Seriously. You had better at least live in Michigan and even then, my friend, no. Watch news. Vote. Go home. Live.
Chat? Is it cheating to have sex with a clone of yourself? Need an answer pretty quick. Things are getting steamy.
Boomerangs are fuckin stupid and I’m not going to pretend they are cool like the rest of you weirdos.
People with bad knees: Which was funnier? Michael Jordan thinking he should play basketball? (Like) Garth Brooks thinking he should toss on a wig and play rock music? (Share)
I dont have bad drafts. Everything I think and say is gold. My worst draft is funnier than your best post. Fuck you for saying my drafts are bad!!!
I'm like the Michael Jordan (playing baseball) of shitposting
I would argue that Babe Ruth existed harder and more powerfully than 1,000 modern men combined. We’re just barely living compared to the Babe. Also he killed his wife but other people pointed that out so I’m just going for a joke about eating trash, smoking, and drinkin.
Babe, wake up, they’re saying Babe Ruth dont exist. Babe? Babe?!?! Oh shit?!?
did these really deserve to be drafts
galena, maybe,@woketopus.northsky.social · 2d agodid this really deserve to be a draft
Someone should take this image to the bad place and respond to every anti woke rant with this image and something like “this scare you lil boy?”
Desperado D. Mayor@desperado.bsky.social · 6d agoWhen people call something "woke" I interpret it as them imagining this and getting angry about it
When people call something "woke" I interpret it as them imagining this and getting angry about it
They should invent a pizza that still lets you have sex after eating the whole thing.
