Just found out the account that created the Nutshack Ninjabread Man remix featured in the Scott the Woz Shovelware Variety Hour video got deleted so the only surviving evidence of Nutshack Ninjabread Man is a Scott the Woz video
Social media is a terrible evil most of the time but occasionally we get to find out that the “very smart and respectable people” whose opinions we are supposed to value higher than others are complete and utter bozos who don’t know how bananas work
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 8h agoTop 10 funniest things I’ve ever read
I’m playing Pragmata right now and let me tell you it’s all fun and games until the robots go rogue
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 10h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Liberals can’t ever lose with grace man, they go out and say some shit like “young people are all privileged elites for voting for a guy who doesn’t want to help our bestest friend in the whole wide world Israel” and then insinuate they’re gonna vote for the Republican
A universal experience we all go through as part of growing up is realizing something we loved as a kid actually sucked ass
Raven Lyn Clemens@ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 19h agoi think about this all the time
Dawg Israel might as well just annex this country right now
VoteHub@votehub.com · 20h agoStevens+53 mail Detroit.
I mean are people shocked someone who made their campaign all about defeating the scary brown people in the name of Israel does well in rural counties?
Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)@kleinman.bsky.social · 20h agoANYWAY she's down 6 and still has a shot at winning because she's doing better in rural MI than anticipated and still could mop up in Detroit
They’re gonna update Battlefield 6 so when you finish the main campaign it says “RIP Charlie Kirk”
Aura/Moom@moomanibe.bsky.social · yesterday"saudi arabia owns EA" is going to be the headline you see basically everywhere for this one but "jared kushner is about to use EA as a vehicle for trump administration bribes" is equally relevant imo
“Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus” yeah cause they’re not caked up like us bipedal primates. You never see a bird all cheeked up like us humans
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Elon going live on every TV in America tomorrow to announce we have 24 hours to submit or die
Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · yesterdayI read the whole thing twice and still don't know if it's supposed to do that or not I feel like it's not
*unzips pants* you sure about that Mr secretary
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’
We need to get rid of all guys in politics whose names mean “penis”. Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, Anthony Weiner, Mike Johnson, now Scott Wiener. All of them sucked. Gotta get rid of em
Caræsten 🇵🇸@cara.city · 2d agoScott Wiener is so fucking creepy!!! making an AI chatbot of your woman opponent so she says all the things your campaign wants her to say is deeply misogynistic!!! holy shit!!!
There’s nothing more racist-New-York-Italian-American-man-who-moved-to-Jersey than saying you can’t put garbage in dumpsters because it will ruin the city’s character
Sean King@sean-king.bsky.social · 3d agoMamdani: *expands a measure that's proven to stop litter in streets* New York op-eds "journalists": BuT mUh NeW yOrK aEsThEtIc AnD sPiRiT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=oduq...
Love how he admits in the end there that he’s just a massive cheapass. “I want this very specific image created and I want it for free” what’s his plan when the AI companies inevitably start making you pay to use them
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2d ago"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take
Notice how the Democrat fish is scrawny and also swimming directly into the fascism fish’s mouth seemingly of its own free will. It wants to die
Hot take but Link to the Past is lame as hell if you want a real 2D Zelda play Link Between Worlds on 3DS ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
If you didn’t know this was about AI you’d think it was a post on one of those drug subreddits like r/meth or something. AI users legit talk about AI exactly like how drug addicts talk about their drug of choice it’s crazy
“Olive Garden. When you’re here, you’ll need ID.”@schoolbus5.bsky.social · 2d agoSo now we are gatekeeping how one obtains dopamine? The big takeaway from posts like yours and the rest comes down to: Questioning his claim because it is not your experience, so therefore something is amiss.
White people love saying that a well documented historical figure who was exceptional in their field didn’t exist cause it makes them feel inadequate that someone as talented as Babe Ruth or Hellen Keller could have existed
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d agojust woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
“Examination of their reproductive anatomy” so basically they’re gonna molest little girls for daring to want to play sports in the name of “protecting the kids”
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
You know, Yogi Bear would have been way more successful at stealing picnic baskets if he had a gun
Karl Marx wrote without the use of AI which makes what he had to say inherently more valuable than this slop
Richard Murphy@richardjmurphy.bsky.social · 3d agoI did an infographic on Marx recently. This seems like the appropriate follow-up. In one way or another, I used AI in creating this post. I also used a word processor, my brain, thinking time, coffee, discussion, and about 50 years of reading.
Remember in 2020 when all the big streaming companies kept pushing the narrative that “movie theaters are dead, the pandemic killed them, nobody wants to go to the movies anymore, just subscribe to Netflix”
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3d agoThis weekend was the biggest domestic box office weekend OF ALL TIME with over $412M. 1️⃣ - ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ ($355M) 2️⃣ - ‘The Odyssey’ ($51M) 3️⃣ - ‘Toy Story 5’ ($6.3M) The theatrical experience is stronger than ever.
Who should we keep, the 35 year old man or the walking corpse
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3d agoJames Carville Tells Fox News He’s Out of the Democratic Party if Hasan Piker Stays: ‘One of Us is Going to Leave’
Capitalism is so utterly broken that the easiest slam dunk movie can’t even get approved. It has everything going for it: immense star power, a recognizable brand, sequel to a massive blockbuster hit. And they can’t fucking do it. For whatever reason they just can’t make a decision
IGN@ign.com · 4d agoNegotiations for Barbie 2 have come to a halt, and if Warner Bros. can't make a deal by December 2026, it will lose director Greta Gerwig, writer Noah Baumbach, and stars Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. https://bit.ly/4wyUpnf
