Taking an edible and walking around ikea to microdose home ownership
Twink Lobotomy
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Vaguely experienced in homosexuality He/they in the unusual way
Speaking from first hand experience, women love a man who is a little damp
From my observations thus far there are two main ingredients in French cuisine: butter and time. These occasionally are accompanied by other ingredients but not always. #learningtocook
Pre-movie commercial are wild. Just saw an ad for the concept of closets
I obviously empathize greatly with the number 7. I too am known chiefly for my gluttony
She huddle on my mass until I yearn to breathe free
If anyone knows any hot and sexy werewolves hit me up. I’m not interested. I just want to know about y’all’s taste in wretched creatures punished by the moon
Chat I’m gonna be real with you all. I kinda really hate capitalism. I hate feeling like half a person because my labor is not apparently worth enough to live on.
Just saw a boosted pickup truck driving below the speed limit AMA
One thing about me is that you will never catch me pissing
The Party told you to reject the rizzmaxxing of your nonbinary polycule. It was their final, most rizzmaxxing command.
I shouldn't be surprised that the bourgeoisie have no idea how chemical plants work, since the bourgeoisie don't work lol
Perhaps it’s time to stop looking at the news so I don’t get spoilers for the Cannes Film Festival best documentary 2032
Twink Lobotomy@dontcallmeabottom.bsky.social · last yr.I think it’s generally unhealthy that I’m living through a time where I can’t turn on the news without seeing things that will be clips in documentaries 20 years from now
Let’s add in Sam Alito while we’re at it
Twink Lobotomy@dontcallmeabottom.bsky.social · 2y agoFeel like shit rn. Just need Clarence Thomas to die
Feel like shit rn. Just need Clarence Thomas to die
Twink Lobotomy@dontcallmeabottom.bsky.social · 3y agoFeel like shit rn. Just need Henry Kissinger to die
Feel like shit. Just need the entire 5th circuit to run off of cliffs and then hang in the air until they look down.
Anthony Michael Kreis@anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 12mo agoThe 5th Circuit holding that the NLRB is not likely constitutional?
This does NOT work with Robespierre, who is never not aura farming
The Serenest Of Salts@theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 2mo agoQuickest way of understanding a French Revolution movie’s political leaning is whether they make Danton handsome, and how handsome they make him
You could have met a pregnant person today who wasn't actually pregnant but was wearing a costume pregnancy belly for a kink thing and you'd never know. I think it's cool there's that much texture in the world. Things should be weirder.
Charlie puth gave us everything we have. When one day, he ascends to the great blue, what will we have left? Enough to make him proud?
wonder how many gooner porn thinkpieces take into account that masturbation is one of the last pleasurable things that anyone can do for free
I have to wake up egregiously early in the morning. If I did a GRWM tomorrow it’d probably be like Will I make myself a sandwich or hit snooze eight times? Will I leave on time to catch the bus or will I shoot myself in the head
Y’all ever get a little freaked out about the constant decay of the flesh or just me?
