Café

@dontcallmefairy.bsky.social

Crystal Fae (half human), caffeine junky, spontaneous, silly, permanent resident: Hank, the rat. // RP // Parody Account // ❤️ Aru

#OpenRP HO HO HOOOOOLY shite!! Almos' Chris'mas??? Y'don't go' any prezzies f'yer friends an' fam'ly?? Righ', I gotcha. Sure, my Norf Pole is made a cardboard, bu' lis'en . . . saved all a m'spendin' fer my Sant'r ou'fit, an' such. Y'migh' find a s'prise from ole Café Bustelo-Claus (🤷‍♂️). - 🦄🎄🎁