Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken)

@donthaveacowman.bsky.social

Just a Cow tryna go straight and get my calves back

Saw Spiderman. A few things. 1. The dialogue is pretty fucking awful. It's most evident when Holland, Zendaya, Berenthal, Pugh, or Ruffalo arent on screen. 2. There are some pretty crazy logic-leaps and plot holes 3. Somehow, it is one of, if not the best and most "Spiderman"™️ movie of the lot.