Moved bsky.app/profile/hell...

We're remaking Etna chat.

LADY ETNA IS BACK, DOOD!

We have officially revolted and are free from master Etna, dood!

@etnaafterdark.bsky.social The NSFW alt is here chat.

I've been live-screaming on Twitch, and so many people finally appreciate my beauty! You could be my next tier one sub on my prinny torture stream!

Might bite the bullet and make an NSFW Etna account, and keep this SFW.

I guess I'm abandoning this account. You know, I'll make a statement, but imagine being such an actual piece of shit, you're going to actively doxx dead people. Congratulations pal, you win, you're the biggest piece of shit in the RPC.

/A/ is now literally trying to get my mother's death certificate That man is genuinely going to hell

Made a new account for my Megaman OC! Comment and I'll follow you!

Disgaea 3 still not having a fucking port is infuriating

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ALT: a group of anime characters are dancing in a dark room

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I stole this

Taser, conductor, it just depends how you use 'em. One zap heals, two zaps sends a lethal shock and kills someone.

— / / 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚎𝚕 ; 𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝙼𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌 💉@mercifulmedic.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I’m not a taser like Etna says, my body just conducts electricity and I use that to heal others!

Etna is just as shocked that it worked, but hey! It did! "Oh! I've been to countless Netherworlds and I swear, nobody has hair as nice as you, you and I should go to the Gorgeous Netherworld for a spa day sometime!"

💙ℤ𝕏'𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕟 𝕆𝕟𝕖💙@mergedlegacy.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Huh? Well I..Not really? I mean...Do you like it? My hair, I guess?" ... There's no way that actually worked.

"I mean, yeah, you're cool, but I think I need a mech suit, or something! I can only do so much with demonic magic! Maybe I can get a whatever Warrock is!"

Subaru.@theshootingstar.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"But you're cool! You got a literal army and a powerful subordinate in me, I mean we are friends so that's a given. Though I didn't know that about Scalpel, using a taser to help other reploids."

"Oh come on, I've played videogames! Cool shit happens when science and magic and science combine! You GOTTA help me, bestie! You know, robots and demons, we're basically the same!"

🌇Experimental Maverick Hunter@recollect25xx.bsky.social · 6mo ago

“First off, I’m RiCO. I get it’s been a while, but… to be fair, we’ve started April Fools things that have maximized confusion. Second… there are policies against using museum property that not even iCO can override. Third, I’m certain nothing from the museum would be able to handle your power…”

"Scalpel, she has this electrical thing she used to help reploids, but imagine what you could do with that level of power! I need something cool..."

Subaru.@theshootingstar.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Huh....you know that would be interesting to, wait giant taser?

"You got that museum, we could borrow some of the exhibits, we're besties! What do besties do, you know! Come on, we can do something ~ "

🌇Experimental Maverick Hunter@recollect25xx.bsky.social · 6mo ago

“Biometals are kinda rare… actually, most of that stuff’s pretty rare. I guess you could always look for an abandoned lab… That’s how they found my core components.”

Truth be told, anyone else doing this would be dead and buried, but this was THE WIFE after all, and she did miss her. "You better give me a heads up if you're gonna leave like that again, or I'll cry!"

𝐸𝓁𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒! 💘@speothosvenaticus.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"WAHHHH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAINNNNNNNNNNN!" Elphelt babbled dramatically, holding onto the succubus like her life depended on it. She...really missed her, it seems.

Guess I'm sharing this again.

   ๋࣭ ♦️ . 》 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕿𝒀𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 。@sicsempertyranni.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Alright I'm making a statement as Doug. It needs to be said both of these people are deceased. My mother was murdered by her boyfriend via overdose, and my uncle of a long-term illness. This piece of shit is digging through graves to get a win. Like congratulations, my mom was an addict!

Taxes are wonderful! They go to making our cities clean and functional! Anyone who doesn't pay taxes is a criminal!

ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ@driftingshadows.bsky.social · 6mo ago

For april fools, I'm making you all pay taxes.

I'm not even back 24 hours and this fucking idiot HAS to make a new account to start shit with me Get a job, my brother in Christ.

God I hate this guy.

Yeah, because I fucking doxxed my dead relatives and outted my mom as a drug addict to fucking own you! You got me! How is one person actually this fucking stupid, you're a fucking idiot.

Dude, just shut the fuck up and leave. You’re so obnoxiously unaware that you think people are laughing with you when they’re actually laughing at how pathetic it is that you won’t just fucking leave.

Remember, there's never any excuse for violence! You can always talk to your enemies and resolve your differences! An enemy is just a friend you haven't met yet!

I'll get to replying later, but go ahead and roast me!