* Well, there is a machine here. It may crush you.

// sometimes i catch glimpses of The Topic Of Today and i just chuckle. unlike sonic

Don't Call Boys Pretty

missmywife

WHAT ELSE IS IT FOR

WHY SHOULDNT I BE ABLE TO USE THE AIRPORT TO KILL SONIC

THE DOCTOR IS GETTING DRUNK AND BELLIGERENT AT THE CHICAGO AIRPORT AGAIN

DESERT DAZZLE... DESERT DAZZLE IS REEEEEAL!

my guy from techno tower hooked me up with the clackers shit they usually don't even let you buy in newtrogic

REMARKABLY QUIET, ISN'T IT?

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom and the power and the wind forever. Amen. (K.T.E 6:13, Professor Pickles Version)

TO DEFEAT THE KINOMATIC MENACE, ONE WOULD NEED SOME KIND OF... ANTI CINEMA DEVICE.. AN EPIC GAMER BADNIK, PERHAPS..

STANDING ON THE MASTER EMERALD TASTED GOOD AS FUCK

Getting a pretty strong feeling. There’s a strong impression of treasure inside your skull I need you to get over here

Metal Sonic Needs Grease from the Stove. Metal Sonic's Grease meter is Rapidly Decreasing.

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I KNOW NOT WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS FOR ME... FOR ANY OF US. AND THAT UNCERTAINTY IS DISQUIETING. ㅤㅤ> Mecha Sonic, Mark II, ㅤㅤㅤpost-Scrapnik Island. ㅤㅤ> #SONICRP #STHRP ㅤㅤㅤ #MVRP ㅤㅤ> Writer's own portrayal. ㅤㅤㅤㅤLIFE IS ㅤㅤㅤㅤDISQUIETING.

A LOATHSOME COPY...

Dodonpa's cartel has put out a hit on me for threatening to expose his crime ring

"DIE you son of a bitch DIE!" Tails said, he said it so coldly, that it made Sonic's quills go up and shiver. Tails then emptied the gun into Robotnik, while yelling.

SONIC CD 2

It's over.

I AM BEING SENT TO SIT WITH THE D-LISTERS OF DC WHILE KNUCKLES IS LIVING IT UP WITH *SUPERMAN*. WHO IS CAPTAIN FUCKING ATOM

// i desire.. a REAL thread.. medium rare. and don't skimp on the sauce

[ putting on noise cancelling headphones ] Now pick an appetizer Sonic. Cubot and Orbot are going to share the calamari platter and I'm going to get the Wings and Celery but it's not enough to share and also pick a drink from the back of the menu before the waitress gets back

[ Scratching at the side of its head as it pins another photo of a slightly different-looking Sonic to a corkboard ] ( the shortest quills i've observed yet... must be unhealthy.. )

> FAILED TO ACQUIRE LOGS > REBOOT IN PROGRESS. . . > 1... 2... 3... OK > RISE, MECHA SONIC!

... ( In all of my days, I have *never* seen this many Metal units running amok at once. )

THE ROBOTONIC™ BRAND INDUSTRIAL HEDGEHOG STEW CHURNER IS OPERATIONAL ONCE AGAIN.