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doomsmoker (just memes)

@doomsmoker.bsky.social

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doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I WANT TO BELIEVE

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Ok, but what if snakes had titties?......

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it's inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

MY RETIREMENT PLAN

IS TOTAL SOCIETAL COLLAPSE

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Wiktionary

The free dictionary

butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Interjection

butter my butt and call me a biscuit

1. (Southern US, colloquial) An expression of astonishment upon learning something unbelievable; chiefly something positive.

Synonyms: slap my ass and call me Judy, slap my ass and call me Sally, slap my ass and call me Susan, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians;

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"Cave Johnson here. I'm proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure."

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

GARLIC SECRETS #41

Apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

ISN'T KINDA CRAZY HOW SMOKERS SUCK TIP IN PUBLIC ALL THE TIME

BUT WHEN I

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He Hanged Himself

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Black metal but not interacting with the fanbase

Black metal

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

REMEMBER

Turn your computer off before midnight on

12/31/99.

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

malE this, female that

My gender was cuSTOM made By SMITH-SHIMANO CORPRO

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

THE LEGEND OF GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR

A MAJOR TEST OF STRENGTH

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Look, Dr. Octavius, if you don't like women, it's okay. It's Pride Month.

I'm not gay, Peter. I'm misogynistic.

You're massaging his WHAT?

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I'm not doomscrolling! I'm reading the news because a bunch of terrible stuff just happend

World's most productive screen addict AWARD

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Why listen to glorified motivational speaker Jordan Peterson when you can just listen to Henry Rollins

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

"Maybe in another life"

Yeah no, I'm not coming back after this one

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Bild

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

hey

Hii

Cool hair

tyyy

Srry i literally dont know how to talk to women

Best of luck w everything

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

man I just want gas the fuck does this mean

Exxon

"Convenient Gas Station with a Dark past."

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

*wikipedia table of contents*

Early life

Racism

Adderall overdose incident

Obsession with American Psycho (2000)

Pipebomb plot

Twitlonger

Death

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

A

DO NOT PLANT BAMBOO

NEAR DATA CENTERS

Bamboo can spread rapidly through underground rhizomes and can be extremely difficult to remove.

Please choose responsible landscaping alternatives.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

This message has been reviewed by absolutely nobody.

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

me

A BUNCH OF SICKASS

GODDAMN SKULLS, BABY

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

me, collared and leashed: just so we're on the same page im an anarchist and don't believe in hierarchies.

this is a temporary, voluntary union of egoists that will only continue as long as our desires are aligned

domme: puppies don't speak

me: WOOF!

Im pretty sure this is how it happened to wolves too

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I don't really care about politi-

ASTROS

I only date politically conscious guys.

1

I'm politicsmaxxing

Communist

10

Fascist

10

Ultraliberal

10

Moralist

10

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

DON'T DM ME ON SOME "ARE YOU OK" SHIT

OBVIOUSLY NOT BUT WE MOVE

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

IGNORE ME ALL YOU WANT

I'LL TALK TO MYSELF IM INSANE

doomsmoker (just memes)@doomsmoker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

IGNORE ME ALL YOU WANT

I'LL TALK TO MYSELF IM INSANE