"Fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!" He's running with a bag of take-out in hand, panting heavily. "THIS IS NOT COOL! SO NOT COOL!" โ [ #TheLastLaugh ]; A Dex subplot
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. . . Huh? Carry you? But you might dent the pizza ...
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 3mo agook then carry me.
But โ I have to deliver a pizza.
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoyou just be a pretty face.
// gonna kiss him up and then what
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 4mo ago//HES HERE. HE'S WAITING-/j
"Guess I was a bit too slow." He smiled, holding the bags with both hands before handing them off to Esme carefully. "It's not really a big deal for me .. Customer service is always my priority. The happier they are, the happier I am."
ใ MOVED ACCOUNTS ใ@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ยท 4mo agoEsme opens the door, surprised. โ Wow- you're never late! Uh... Can I just- not get my money back? โ He laughs awkwardly. โ I don't wanna do that to you guys. โ
Ooohhhhhh! You wanted to sleep with me like THAT. I get it.. I gotcha. I comprende, mi amigo. I'm on the clock still, though.
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 4mo agoTO HAVE. SEX. YOU-- I give up.
The moment Esme was no longer within view, Dex would split himself into doubles using his speed โ one traveling to the food while Dex worked out a reasonable time management plan. Ensuring he wasn't too fast nor too slow. All before arriving back at Esme's just a minute past the thirty. ++
ใ MOVED ACCOUNTS ใ@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ยท 4mo agoโ I'll see you then! โ Esme waves, an equally-friendly smile spreading across his face. He then slips into his apartment.
We're going to bed..? But it's not even dark out yet, are you tired? Maybe you need me to tuck you in. Kinda weird but I'd totally do it! If you wanted. Just to help a guy out.
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 4mo agooh good lord you're stupid..ME. Do you. WANT. to bed ME. holy shit..
A test drive .......? [ Buffering circle in his brain ] What are we driving??
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 4mo ago[Sliding it back inside.] Told you I make men whimper..~ You wanna test drive, pretty boy? Hmmmmm??~
"I have it mapped by memory." A gentle, friendly smile given to the other while the order information would pop up on his own phone. "I'll see you in thirty minutes flat. Or your money back."
ใ MOVED ACCOUNTS ใ@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ยท 4mo ago... slyly adds a slice of cassata. Scrolling to find Dex's name. โ Ah! There you are! โ He selects Dex's name. โ I'm sure you know the address by now. I'll see you later! โ
"Not a problem, man. Always happy to help out a friend." A smile on his face, he followed Barry's lead with his hand to the air. Giving the other a friendly high-five.
barry allen / rp account@bravestflash.bsky.social ยท 4mo agoโThanks! I willโฆ definitely look into thisโฆโ Barry trailed off, already forming a plan. He nods back, and then raises his hand for a high-five. โHey, anytime, right?โ
Huhโ whaโ IT'S HUGE!! How does- how do you even have something like that? [ He's making an attempt to stick his own tongue out in similar fashion .. but it's merely average. ]
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 4mo agohey..watch this..~ [Long tongue unfurling.] bleeeeeehhhh
"Me personally? I love a good slice of cassata." "Oh, and unlike other delivery apps, if you're worked with our runners before and gave a good review you can scroll through a list of names and select specific runners if it shows they're available." "You'll see a green dot by my name."
ใ MOVED ACCOUNTS ใ@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ยท 4mo agoโ Well- quite the connoisseur! What's your favorite dessert from this place? โ Boop boop boop. Putting his order in.
"With pasta and garlic bread, you don't want something too sweet that it'll make you feel sick after. But a simple cannoli. It has the sweetness of a good dessert, but not too heavy like a cake."
ใ MOVED ACCOUNTS ใ@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ยท 4mo agoโ And- and garlic bread! Let's go crazy! And, uh... what dessert do you recommend? โ
That.. Sure is a sentence no one has ever said to me before..!!!
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 4mo agoPlease..I make men whimper with my tongue alone. You wouldn't be wined and dined. You would be addicted.
At least take me to dinner first. Sheesh. And perfect! We can transfer over the discount, just tell them to use code SUPAFAST for 20% off.
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social ยท 4mo ago.yeah. fuck you. yknow. have sex. or let you top. either way- .they order fast food from this..'wendy's ' place alot..