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Mister Nickel

@dorkzombie.bsky.social

A sentient beard who walks a person around. Mostly made of bad jokes and odd references. One time I remembered Ships Of The Northern Fleet, and then other people did too.

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Mister Nickel@dorkzombie.bsky.social · 2y ago

I have been getting dapper and making the most of what remains of my host energy for a secret project. Will that project see the light of day? Have I cursed the project by vaguely mentioning it? WHO CAN SAY? But this suit is dang lovely and the fella shaped human inside ain't too bad either.

A dapper human in a three piece purple themed suit stand. They have a trimmed beard with a slightly curled mustache. Their hair is combed into a swoop. Their glasses have purple and gold accents. They attempt to smile warmly at the camera as they take a selfie in their workplace restroom.
Mister Nickel@dorkzombie.bsky.social · 2y ago

Listen, I'm a 40 year old vaguely man-shaped cryptid. But if I do therapy and a big workout in the same day I should get a gold sticker I didn't pay for. I'll also accept a head pat and a "good job, champ" if we are minding out budget.