Minerva P Kelley
@doubleca5t.bsky.social
31 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters
chasers when a trans girls says she wants bottom surgery
Fat women in tiny bikinis are one of life's great joys
HR at my job is trying to get everyone to use AI more. We'll see how they like it when I tell my chatbot to refer to me exclusively as "Minerva'); DROP TABLE Employees;--"
My two favorite activities are being gay and being annoying. Preferably at the same time
ⓘ Tip: You may 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀 the top of a 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 to get 𝟭 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗿 from the 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀.
Me resisting the urge to care enough about my job that I start working harder than I have to
I love this horse cause as an adult woman who's obsessed with idols and likes organizing things she's very relatable
Annoying coworker at the sex office be like "cumming hard or hardly cumming?"
Never Trump Republicans are all foaming at the mouth blood thirsty Neo Cons and they proudly admit to it. Their strategy is to make a coalition with Centrist dems to form the ultimate status quo party. If you see anything by the Bulwhark, that’s a platform founded by Dick Cheney acolytes.
They had an arts and crafts area at the Peanuts museum so I used it to recreate one of my favorite posts
Me @ whichever bitch-ass game designer decided that Taiki Shuttle's secret event should require her winning 4 medium races
Just got back from a rally with Abdul in Detroit, venue was packed, he’s a great candidate. Make sure you know where your voting location is and go out, this race is pretty pivotal.
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
These Universes Beyond sets are getting out of hand like what do you mean there's a Secret Lair for *checks notes* Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats To Study And Relax To
I was not born in the wrong generation. I love idol anime mobile games, transgender boob job covered by insurance, tormenting my friends with terrible Instagram reels, and gooning to onlyfans models. I could not have been born more in the right generation
I swear every trans girl online is some kind of animal
‼️IMPORTANT REMINDER‼️ Bouncing on it will NOT ruin the friendship ❌ it will only improve your friendship by bringing you closer together 🥰🌈🎉 Send this to your friends to remind them of the importance of bouncing on it as friends from time to time to keep the friendship strong 💪💪💪
Chuds who are into femboys are so funny to me cause it feels like they're the only ones blind to their own absurdity. Jerking off to a femboy and then getting mad when she comes out as a trans woman is like going to a strip club and getting mad when the women take their clothes off
