wanna feel old? the man that the karma police arrested in the song has since served his sentence, participated in a restorative justice program, purchased four separate boat dealerships, and voted for donald trump three times
if the hit was given to me by laremy tunsil then yes
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d agoDo you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
donald trump has traded the rights of every american to freaking RUSSIA!!!!!
good news! the baby i ran over while drunk driving my cybertruck had underlying health issues
THE LORAX: i am the lorax, i speak for the trees BLUESKY REPLY GUY: twenty million animals died last year and you dont speak for them??
been spending most our lives with a superman whos paralyzed
THE LORAX: i am the lorax, i speak for the trees BLUESKY REPLY GUY: twenty million animals died last year and you dont speak for them??
folks did you hear this. they found a new kind of monkey with a noticeable orange coloration. yeah. im hearing he was discovered in the freaking white house
hot dogs for my real friends. real dogs for my hot friends
smart move for lebron to move to the team whose jersey has his age on it
she was a date ripper movie farter, yeah it took it soooo long to air out but it aired out
what have i become? my swedish chef everyone i know goes away then theyve left and you could have it all my empire of pork i will let you down i will make you BORK
autocorrect keeps changing marlins to marxism in my essay about the florida marxism
im at the marxism. im at the leninism. im at the combination marxism-leninism
added time? extra time? stoppage time? heck call me when its dinner time
i hate it when backbeat the word is on the street that the fire in my heart is out
*to the tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles* srinivasa ramanujan
the only odyssey i care about is the minivan that gets my family safely to and from church
you know who i think should get the damn golden boot. thats right. president donald j trump
welcome to the third place game of the world cup, where the rules are made up and the points dont matter
i couldnt for the life of me remember the name of the terrible late 90s movie i saw but eventually found it on wikipedia: Warriors of Virtue. and i am losing it at this part of the article
Defector@defector.com · 3w agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
take me down to the parasite city where the lettuce green and the floors are shitty
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they forgot about dre
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead