hard day, soft evening

Someone tell me something good. (Pretty please with a 🍒 on top)

Listen, I’m not an earwig, so I cannot pretend to know what earwigs “enjoy,” but I find it hard to imagine that any creature’s definition of fun can involve crawling into people’s hummingbird feeders and drowning. And I know the birds did not ask me for corpse-tainted punch. So how can I remedy this

The dang birds won’t get these ones

Ahem

There’s my gal

What do you think? Coton du Tulear or Dandie Dinmont? I need my dog to be fucking absurd and also fluffy.

Time for a nibble from my hoarded chocolate

Frog hotels IG: @_pollinatorsreserve Snohomish, WA

Today’s affirmation: I’m sick and it doesn’t make me weak to say so. I don’t have to pretend I am well. I feel like crap, and that’s OK.

Stuart Smalley Fun

Alt: Stuart Smalley Fun

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No days off

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I was watching the Larry David history thing and I am him. The rigidity, the indignance. I can relate heavily.

RFK Jr is PUTRID. That’s all I have to say about that.

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

When I was a kid my mom worked for a perpetually drunk pharmacist and when I came in to visit her he would sing to me: “Ohhhhhhhh, Angeliqua was a Baaaaaad cat.” And I was not a bad cat. Not at all. Why did he sing that about me? Why Hank

I don’t like the dream I had.

It’s almost bedtime I am so excited for sleeping

I’m going to post my worst draft attached to a picture of me in the 70s

The mirror in my closet is magically flattering so I always give myself finger guns when I catch my reflection.

Babies love Obama

Went through my notes app and saw how much of the same old shit has stayed the same, and for how long.

I’m thinking about that half a cheesesteak in my fridge. Thinking about eating it cold and congealed like a fucking trash goblin.

@amanjo.bsky.social here are some shots with my little cutie camera from this morning :)

So Ween dropped a deluxe edition of 12 Golden Country Greats and it’s 3 disks and I’m listening to a song I’ve never heard before.

Having a magnesium soak, enjoying the view

I saw a post that was “What was the meanest thing you ever told a man?” And I can’t decide, because in my mind, if he deserved it, it was not mean. So I’m trying to decide if I have ever said something that a man did not deserve and which also wounded him. I simply don’t think that has happened.

I’m exermacised

I want my lunch to be special today.