I thought there was a Ficus carica-flavored Mentha plant, but it turned out it was a fig mint of my imagination.
Doug
@dougorgan.bsky.social
musician, producer / engineer, immigrant. Beatles, Albini, cheese, dogs, absurdist humor. Canadian in Los Angeles. he/him. bong vivant.
How much Bar Keepers Friend are you supposed to splash in your eye?
The kitchen is the heart of the home, and I bet I can guess which room is the butthole.
I'm telling you! All you gotta do is give me one yuzu and then anyone you recruit gives you one yuzu and then we mix all those yuzus with soy sauce and marinate beef in it. It'll be the classic ponzu scheme.
This Wouldn't Have Happened If You'd Simply Obeyed The Rules Of The Road And Turned Into The First Available Legal Lane: An Open Letter To The Oakleys-Wearing Gentleman Behind Me Who's Angry That I'm Driving Slowly In The Slow Lane
I have no complaints about Zendaya as an actor or person, but I think I've seen enough posts about her to last a goddamn lifetime. Congrats Apex Public Relations!
Why is Thundercat's "Them Changes" songwriting credited in part to The Isley Brothers? The Isleys sample used is just drums, and neither the melody nor the harmony of "Them Changes" is related to "Footsteps in the Dark". 🤔
Manually created a ping-pong delay in @avidprotools.bsky.social because it's funner and better to make your own effects than scroll through presets, but for some reason (automatic delay compensation maybe?) the delays won't stay in time. 😡
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied Illuminate the nose on their vacancy signs 👃🏼
Everybody in this veterinary office waiting room fully on board with Bowie's Modern Love playing in the background. Singing along, shimmying in our seats, air drumming. 😎
it's not 'the politically homeless'; it's 'those experiencing political homelessness'
I think the most historically inaccurate part of The Odyssey is when they fill the coliseum with water and have to battle sharks.
you just know the whole presidential family is buying up all the diarrhea lettuce stocks now #marketmanipulation
Ok, one thing I admit I miss about the old bad place is that the brands were on there and you could shout at them. For instance, I took today off work to wait for a delivery via Fedex from Sweetwater b/c I had requested a signature for delivery (didn't want valuable gear stolen from porch). 1/