Are the horsegirls in Umamusame technically centaurs?
Growing up means your hands are too big for bananas to be toy guns, so they become toy karambits instead. Still duel wielding, though. Hashtag potassium life, hashtag the K in karambit is for potassium.
*performative monocle pops out into my plastic champaign cup full of mango monster* Have you any idea how hard it is to transport a harpsichord by penny-farthing?
@mattielubchansky.com I know you said it as a joke, but did you ever start working on that Marquis de Mores historical graphic novel?
Why is it "unjust" to have "injustice?" English is a dog language. (Except I love dogs.)
I think the greatest tragedy about Watchmen is that even it, remembered as one of the archetypical edgy comics from the 80s, was *naive* in the conclusion. We now know, thanks to climate change, that the world would not unite against a common threat. Even the temporary peace was optimistic.
Do you ever get Eric Carman* and Eric Cartman** confused and imagine that little shit getting a call from a Russian lawyer about copywrite? *(co-songwriter of All By Myself with Sergei Rachmaninoff) **(the bigot child from South Park with whom you're /not/ supposed to identify or agree)
[French film festival] [lady sheep] [TM28] [Pennywise]?
@killjamesbond.bsky.social I've suggested this before, but as heist season is wrapping up soon I really think this would be good: please do the 1986 Australian crime comedy Malcolm, and if you want guests I highly recommend @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social because of Melbourne trams.
To love is to unionize✊ Thanks for the shout out Game Changer and Ally Beardsley!
Slightly diminish a book: To Maim a Mockingbird
Slipknot are the Happy Mondays of nu metal, but in typical metal extravagance they have two Bezzes.
The best thing about being a man is the prerogative to have 17% more fun than an equivalent woman.
You know what? Fuck you! *ReCaprios your Leonardo*
I understand that I'm supposed to feel the rain on my skin, but I don't want to let the rain in - rainwater has not been clean enough to drink since the '90s. If you want me to let the rain in, you'd better start regulating polluters.
At the gender reveal. The fire burns blue. Both parents devastated. It's a cop. ACAB
I nair double-shine to beat shield grab, call that a frame-mog.
Kitchen-table poly is when there are enough of you to afford both a kitchen and a table.
If Rudi Giuliani were Australian we'd call him Jules (Giules?) and as former mayor of Melbourne he'd've called Dan Andrews a cunt by now.
@killjamesbond.bsky.social If you think about it, Indiana Jones movies often involve heists. Especially the start of the 1st one. That cultural artifact was displayed on a plinth surrounded by security traps. Remember when he said "that belongs in a museum" in the 3rd one? It was in a museum!
If Nosferatu's nephew nepoed his way onto the Apprentice and became racist to curry favour with the boss, you'd call him Stephen Miller.
Slutcels seething after I puritymog them with my chastitymaxxing build.
Fun fact: @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social is French for Brennan the Startagain.
I just realised we're five to ten years away from dubstep becoming retro and I think maybe I should purchase a packet of Wurther's Originals in preparation...
Remember that time Hawkeye and Black Widow fought to the death, but like in reverse?
@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social By coincidence I started binging Elementary just before this podcast started, and I think S06E02 has some /themes/ that you might find interesting, including some weird crossover with topics @killjamesbond.bsky.social has been covering recently.
Catching up on @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social and it seems like their film criticism style can best be summed up thusly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Tm...
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Does anyone remember that time Individual One was an unindicted co-conspirator in federal charges and was later elected president of the United States of America in 2016? Did anybody ever figure out who that was?