My wife: I really hope we get another Mike Flanagan TV show soon *The monkey paw curls a finger* Henry Cavill: We have an incredible announcement to make about the Warhammer TV series

Fantasy cast for a Crash Bandicoot live action movie. Not a cowardly “live action” like Sonic the Hedgehog

They call me the Data Center because I’m very thirsty and I’m really good at googling

There is a real constant possibility that at any moment of the day I could poop my shorts Every day I don’t is a win and I am better than everybody else for managing a day without pooping their shorts

I’m the only man on this planet who has never been owned

Handed in my notice this week at my corporate job with zero back up plan. The nopiest of nopes.

Has anyone ever done a kiss Like a little mmmwah That’s cool

Nepotism is only bad if the kids are rocketed to the top. Go ahead and give them a leg up but make them eat all the same shit on the way.

Pizza bless