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Deleted these because it was small minded of me not to see Bernie Moreno as someone Also being abused

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Ah so Max Miller is a child abusing piece of shit www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Assault, misogyny, verbal threats: Records detail new allegations against Rep. Max Miller

Police reports and filings in a bitter custody dispute raise new questions about the conduct of an Ohio Republican as he campaigns for a third term.

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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Quick question, did 1930s Germans wipe their asses?

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

Kevin Patrick Doyle 🍅🥫@kevin.doyle.boston.ap.brid.gy · yesterday

My wife has found great joy in picking up painting but no I will not be complimenting this man https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/08/04/metro/george-w-bush-kennebunkport-paintings/?s_campaign=sharetool_Bluesky_view

George W. Bush paintings of Kennebunkport to go on display at fund-raiser in Maine - The Boston Globe

More than 40 paintings of the seaside town by the former president will be on exhibit to raise money for the preservation of St. Ann's Episcopal Church.

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Devolve the powers of the Senate to the House and call it a day

Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"

Kevin 🍅🥫@doyle.boston · 2d ago

How do you do my fellow city frequenters

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."

Kevin 🍅🥫@doyle.boston · 2d ago

8-3 Milk Bread

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Kevin 🍅🥫@doyle.boston · 2d ago

8-2 Pita Bread

Several pieces of flatbread are stacked on a white marble surface.

Kevin Patrick Doyle 🍅🥫@kevin.doyle.boston.ap.brid.gy · 3d ago

The Kevin Cullen column today in the Globe is dumb. No data all vibes but what really pisses me off is the “Well, remember, we’re talking about Cambridge” line. Fuck you Kevin.

lol the Red Sox just swept the Dodgers wtf

Why is Dodger Stadium only half full?

Elizabeth Warren@elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 3d ago

I genuinely think my Senator is odd and I think she should retire

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding at Madison Square Garden? $30 million. The amount special interests have spent against @abdulelsayed.bsky.social in the Michigan Senate race? $60 MILLION. Twice as much to try and buy one Senate seat. It’s the many vs. the money. Vote for Abdul.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

This is Not the flex that you think it is

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

PBS News@pbsnews.org · 4d ago

“have to”

Americans’ Social Security benefits will have to be cut by roughly a quarter in six years due to depleted funds, according to a June report from the Social Security Board of Trustees. That’s months sooner than the group had estimated in 2025. https://to.pbs.org/4f39DL0

Kevin Patrick Doyle 🍅🥫@kevin.doyle.boston.ap.brid.gy · 4d ago

You are going to lie to the insane man in charge of the US executive in the year of our lord 2026?

Kevin 🍅🥫@doyle.boston · 4d ago

I see yet another terrible person is about to eat it professionally after coming into close proximity with Donald Trump news.sky.com/story/world-...

FIFA row latest: UEFA says it has 'lost confidence' in Infantino's leadership

UEFA says it has 'lost confidence' in Gianni Infantino's FIFA leadership as it attacks 'shabby, backroom deal'. It comes as FIFA scraps World Cup sell-off plans, Infantino said in an exclusive stateme...

news.sky.com

Jesus Zoidberg: Nobody Likes Me, and I Really Care@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 5d ago

Oh my god the tiger arms

Ok, this one might be my favorite, haven't stopped laughing

Trump really is not a fan of Camp David

It’s just incredibly out of character for him

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A table titled “Presidential visits to Camp David” lists U.S. presidents, the number of documented visits they made to Camp David, and their years in office. Franklin D. Roosevelt’s total is listed as unknown. Among presidents with recorded counts, Ronald Reagan made the most visits with 189, followed by Richard Nixon (160), George W. Bush (150), George H. W. Bush (124), Jimmy Carter (99), Bill Clinton (60), Dwight D. Eisenhower (45), Barack Obama (39), Joe Biden (39), Lyndon B. Johnson (30), Gerald Ford (29), John F. Kennedy (19), Harry Truman (10), and Donald Trump with 15 visits during his first term and 2 visits during his second term as of the present. The table spans administrations from 1933 to the present.

Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape@breakify.bsky.social · 6d ago

Narrator: They won't

Liberals will always choose fascism over socialism.

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Burnham Down The House@corncobanalysis.bsky.social · 6d ago

I so badly want someone else to hand out the top step trophy at COTA

I apologize for complaining about the fundraising emails, Gina

Post-Left Watch@postleftwatch.bsky.social · 6d ago

I’ll bite, who the fuck is Cenk Uygur

Cenk Uygur: "I'm done officially with supporting the Ukrainians' war. So, it's been a long time now, seem like they've been at war for 18 years now."