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“Grab him!” they shouted. “And cage the big dope! Lasso his stomach with ten miles of rope! Tie the knots tight so he’ll never shake loose! Then dunk that dumb speck in the beezle-nut juice!”

Oh dear, oh dear! I cannot hear. Will you please come over near? Will you please look in my ear? There must be something there, I fear. Say look! A bird was in your ear. But he is out. So have no fear. Again your ear can hear, my dear.

“My friend,” came the voice, “you’re a very fine friend. You’ve helped all us folks on this dust speck no end. You’ve saved all our houses, our ceilings and floors. You’ve saved all our churches and grocery stores.”

But those trees! Those trees! Those Truffula Trees! All my life I'd been searching for trees such as these. The touch of their tufts was much softer than silk. And they had the sweet smell of fresh butterfly milk.

There I was! With more Poozers than I'd ever seen! There I was! With my shooter and only one bean! There I was! And I thought, "Will I ever get through To the wonderful city of Solla Sollew On the bank of the beautiful River Wah-Hoo, Where they never have troubles, at least very few?

He stared down at Whoville! The Grinch popped his eyes! Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise! Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, Was singing! Without any presents at all! He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME! Somehow or other, it came just the same!

But it isn't too good when a Moose and a Goose Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice. Moose juice, not Goose juice, is juice for a Moose And Goose juice, not Moose juice, is juice for a Goose.

A very small, very small shirker named Jo-Jo Was standing, just standing, and bouncing a Yo-Yo! Not making a sound! Not a yipp! Not a chirp! And the Mayor rushed inside and he grabbed the young twerp!

We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The Cat in the Hat! And he said to us, "Why do you sit there like that?" "I know it is wet And the sun is not sunny. But we can have Lots of good fun that is funny!"

I was tired. How I wanted to crawl in that bed! But the Wubble chap sent me away and he said, "Your troubles are practically all at an end. Just run down that hill and around the next bend, And you'll come to the Happy Way Bus Route, my friend.

He stopped. And he stared. And he chirped, “Well! Well! WELL! What a smart place to build! What a great place to dwell! I’ve been living on trees ever since I was born, but here’s something new! Why not live in a horn!

You see, I was sitting here, resting my legs And I happened to pick up a couple of eggs And I sort of got thinking —it’s sort of a shame That scrambled eggs always taste always the same.

From near to far, from here to there, Funny things are everywhere. These yellow pets are called the Zeds. They have one hair upon their heads. Their hair grows fast. So fast they say, They need a haircut every day.

And besides all of that, there are sixty-five rooms Just for keeping the Sweeping-Up-Afterwards-Brooms. Because, after your party, as well you may guess, It will take twenty days just to sweep up the mess.