"Hey baby, I'm forklift certified~"

"I set several Monster camps on fire. Today was a good day." Why he topless?

"2 Zero?" Grinning. he knows what he's doing

【 バンダナワドルディ】@mass-dee-struction.bsky.social · 13h ago

"...0²."

@mass-dee-struction.bsky.social "0 two."

But I ain't got forty dollars! I want eighty prisms

🤍 Overwatch 🧡@stingywatch.bsky.social · 14h ago

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@stingywatch.bsky.social Hey! I wanna refund on that mythic ticket I used!

AAAAAAH

has been awoken but screaming Bokoblins "Hmmph... Welp time to set shit on fire..."

still in bed "zzzzzzz...."

He looked a bit shocked at the duplicate appearing, but he's used to the weird stuff his sister Farosh pulls... or his friend from another Hyrule named Farosh does... "Well... ok then... so how are ya anyway?"

˜”*°• ᒪIᒪᒪY ᒍᗩᑕKᖇᗩᗷᗷIT •°*”˜@greznedgebun.bsky.social · 2d ago

She snaps her fingers, and an identical cup of coffee appears next to the original. She yoinks the duplicate and takes a sip. “No need.”

"Oh.. Well thanks." He take the mug and takes a sip. "Want some? I can make more."

˜”*°• ᒪIᒪᒪY ᒍᗩᑕKᖇᗩᗷᗷIT •°*”˜@greznedgebun.bsky.social · 2d ago

she giggles a little. “I‘m just fuckin’ with ya, here.” She slides a coffee mug to the stranger.

"... Well fuck me, I guess..."

˜”*°• ᒪIᒪᒪY ᒍᗩᑕKᖇᗩᗷᗷIT •°*”˜@greznedgebun.bsky.social · 2d ago

“I didn’t see your name on the mug.”

"ugh, where is my coffee?"

mekky-moo

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⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 2d ago

𓇼𝐶𝐿𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐸 I’m not intimidating This is literally me behind the screen

𓇼𝐶𝐿𝐼𝑂𝑁𝐸 Hi chat

mekky-moo You're fucking high if you think i'm gonna follow you back.

" No it's not. chill woman. You can't rush perfection"

mekky-moo Same

𝙎𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙖 𝙈𝙪𝙠𝙤𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖@alchemistofwishes.bsky.social · 3d ago

🖋️Hot take buy platonic love between peeps is fucking awesome. I love my friends a lot.

"Ah, I'll set him on fire."

Guess he's making fire fruit curry instead of grilled cheese

Making grilled cheese " I think some people need a snack."

"Edge? Uh.. you ok?"

"And what did this Nazo do?"

"Who the fuck is Nazo?"

“ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏʟ. ꜰʀᴏᴍ ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ.” A portrayal of Blaze, progressing in semi-realtime. Baked by jammy, MDNI. More info will be provided in time. 💜 “ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴇʟᴅᴇʀ ꜰᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ, ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴇᴅ. ᴀꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ...”