Mylene Pharma

@dracula.church

I met a man who loved everything, and he died in a flood of shit

Not to give any credence to whatever bald French pervert might have anticipated this but I legitimately think medical doctor is a fake profession that solely exists to gaslight and control people and that between scientists and barber surgeons we have literally every *not dying* base covered.

So for a while I basically lamented not being able to think of an idea that would inspire the same rush that saw me bang out Blind Item in less than two weeks. Yet somehow, after less than a month, I find myself sitting at the halfway mark of a decidedly gloomy and paranoid novella. Cool year.