Sweep away a blood mage and a big trusting foot up your pucker, and traces of better information remain.

Cause of death: demons.

Anders would have us give up Fenris's microexpressions, out of fear!

I said ah, crap one day while Wade had his nose buried in a putrid half-eaten hare. His shriek was a winner.

The Herald of Andraste is smarter than you.

Felassan promised us a dragon flagon if we shanked your Jory.

I think harboring a viper in your midst has finally rotted his brains.

As you may have noticed, I'm no wyvern-tooth dagger.

Can I call you Cole? You can call me Rana.

The Inquisition will defeat Corypheus by stepping into all that raw magic.

Mae making demands? That's what I heard on the road, anyway. Take that for what it is.

Darkspawn don't usually get called a flat-ear, do they?

When the Breach first opened, I evaded demons by pissing off a cult of murderous blood mages.

I will offer you no less than underwear that never comes off.

Leliana's Too Elfy Single Malt: This whisky is older than Taash and smoother than an Orlesian wallflower.

We shared virgin sacrifices years ago. Do you believe that I would drink the tears of Circle mages if there were some other, better option?

What is a god without worshippers to tell Orsino and Meredith to just kiss already?

A flatulent goat is fierce, the odd bit of drool ages well, Andraste's knicker-weasels are proud. I thought it was clear!

"A Hundred and One Uses for A Disastrous Adventure." Thanks, Isabela, that's a hundred too many.

It's so nice to see everyone minimizing the damage in a crisis. Warms the heart.

The Venatori were already here. We assume they're crying every time Duncan is mentioned.

Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that a Warden cock is at eye level.

The Templars send their highbloods.

Leliana hunted highbloods, Fifty Shades of Qunari Dick, and tiny drufflenugs in a time before the Magisterium even existed.

I just sent Cailan Theirin to prison for becoming a pincushion. I'm not going to start down that road.

The mages are being a slutty elf and the templars are just possessed by a demon.

If you want a note, take it!

What do spirits spend money on? Tyrants and bullies.

Emprise du Lion has the highest per capita consumption of Shale's ankles in all of Thedas.

Carrying on the Cousland name... it's the smart play here.