guys will post like this right before turning into Hitler

(texting her the morning after) baby, last night was an OSHA violation

well “laser clean hole” has now entered my lexicon

sorry, I’ve been too depressed to circle back. can we put a pin in it forever?

been stuck on the same character/narrator for over a year but his plot motivations keep changing with each draft. what does it all mean

observations on our ever shortening attention spans: 20 second videos now edit in the main hook at the very beginning then make you watch the skit chronologically to get to the hook again in case you forgot what you saw 15 seconds ago

grwm as I continue the world's longest humiliation ritual

yeah I got my BA in OnlyFans. wanna see my capstone portfolio?

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · yesterday

Arizona State University launches degree in content creation

well I wouldn’t call it “happy” but it’s an ending

they told me I'm too old to do the St. Sebastian thing. life is a series of closing doors

(old guy on podcast meme) the influential harsh noise group?

it comes with time and so do I

okay I read three Gary Indiana novels in a row. back to Sebald

hell, I'll keep screaming into that void

sticks and stones may break my bones so please stop using them against me

"panicked"

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what do you mean my juice wasn't worth the squeeze?

(ominously) there will come a time

sure, I'll throw out another draft. who gives a fuck

pour one out for Big Pussy

hop off my dick, would you? no, not you. you can stay

when you’re having a conversation at dinner and the couple next to you are sitting in silence and start using topics of your conversation to prompt their own

I’m in your girl’s ear whispering I have +3 in constitution and can outlast everyone

real time with pause is the patrician’s choice for crpg combat but you’re not ready to hear that

happiness is a conscious choice we have to make every day? fuck you

an apple a day keeps the doctor away. but two apples? now you’re trying to play god

Mr. Mayor, any comment on the b45 just deciding not to show up for an hour?

the devil is in the details? well then just the overview for me, thanks. I’m Christian