if you have ever thought "i need a cigarette" or "a cigarette would cure me right now", the thought is probably correct and right, and you should listen to it

bro they are doing park chan wook old boy type shit to absolute batman, its insane

biggest beef in the nba just got squashed

im like spiderman, but for posting

lebron to the sixers is kinda like if despera anime became real

peep the date #ImBetterThanShams

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · 2w ago

Per Shams Charania, LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers.

me after watching there will be blood

i think one of the biggest regrets i have in life is not seeing neutral milk hotel's reunion tour back in 2015, i know i was like 3 years old back then, but still should have made a better effort in trying to see them live

i only made this post about that guy with the gay ass name dying, but this applies to all prolife guys in america right now

👜@drain.bsky.social · 4w ago

*claims to be pro life* *explosive diarrhea, dies*

i think owning any form of league of legends merchandise is another level of degeneracy

ishowspeed makes me feel the same way and emotions as i do for spongebob if this makes any sense

*drawing big red target on myself* everyone stop getting mad at my friend for dunking on a loser and get mad at ME, ME. mad at ME.

this website so gay for not letting us see who blocked you #fruitapp

Spain without the S = Pain (the P stands for penalty)

*claims to be pro life* *explosive diarrhea, dies*

weed store is like definitely top 3 places where you can find every genre of person ever

bryce from love island season 8 might be defying all the odds and proving that maybe a dude who's a dj CAN be a good boyfriend

ngl, guy who invented coasters probably smart as fuck

if it was 2015 weird anime twitter, the pitt (the show) would have been joked numerous times in regards to anime girl armpits

corbin is definitely love island season 8 mvp, he was so goated on his run, i miss him

easiest 50 smacks in my life #messibetta #haalandgoat #joeychestnuteatz

👜@drain.bsky.social · last mo.

we genuinely need to ban this shit again man

bladee fans

hope the sixers keep the retro jersey in rotation cause jaylen brown is gonna look the best in it more so than any celtics jersey he's ever been in

we genuinely need to ban this shit again man

steely dan biopic but these two guys play becker and fagan

heroin is almost objectively bad, but it also made steely dan make time out of mind, so who can really say

luka, reaves, and kessler now lakers forming a white boy army #ethonostate #fascist

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · last mo.

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers are acquiring Walker Kessler from the Utah Jazz for unprotected first-round picks in 2031 and 2033 and first-round swaps in 2028 and 2030, sources tell ESPN. Kessler will sign a massive four-year, $130 million deal with the Lakers.

the portland polycule will change ja morant

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · last mo.

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell ESPN.

god didnt make me a white woman cause i would have been a problem

i dont know if anyone cares, but the mixing and vocals for the original and deluxe albums of kanye's bully is different, and its very him to do that