Chiminea kitten update

Watching a move-in webinar for college for the Boy Child. It's happening in exactly three weeks. 😲

If this doesn't cause at least some tingles in your nether regions, can you even call yourself a Bills fan?

Moore to come… 👀 #shorts #nfl #buffalobills #joshallen

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Does Nick Lachey do anything other than host every trashy reality dating show on Netflix?

This whole thing is about to get hilarious. Miller is crashing out and threatening to expose some things about Bernie that are probably the worst-kept secret in Ohio politics. Which is why this is the strongest language Bernie can use against the man who physically abused his daughter and grandbaby.

Bender@benderlives.bsky.social · 3d ago

He could just say “he is a Republican.” Fewer words, more accurate www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

But replaced by a Khalen, so there's that.

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 3d ago

Titans sign defensive tackles Khalen Saunders, Laki Tasi.

There goes a unique spelling. Now there are only 12 distinct spellings of Jalen in the NFL.

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 3d ago

Saints put WR Ja'Lynn Polk on reserve/retired list.

Lower calf strain. Thanks for the heart attack today, CJ. Rest that up and we'll see you in the regular season.

Three 49ers players involved in this scuffle are now out for 4-6 weeks.

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 5d ago

Chris Foerster on 49ers practice scuffles: Things happen on first day in pads.

The monument:

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 5d ago

Jared Verse: Having Jadeveon Clowney in the room would be "monumental" for me.

This is the best sports news blooper since "Kevin Everett moved his arms and legs". (If you haven't seen that, search for Kevin Everett wrong video on YT. It's even funnier to me because that video was something that happened locally and I worked with one of the people involved.)

Bills now down to a single -alen. (Jalon Kilgore) I heard that Virgil failed his physical. Not sure why. Hopefully it was nothing serious.

katherine fitzgerald@kfitz134.bsky.social · 6d ago

Wide receiver Jalen Virgil has been let go by the Bills with a non-football injury, per today's transaction wire. Here is their list of five players the Bills tried out after practice today:

Just saw a comment referring to the new alternates as "Eastern Bloc apartment gray" and I can't get over how accurate that is.

This is also a long-running joke in the Columbus subreddit. Pretty sure there's an Instagram account for it as well.

Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰@urbanlandrent.bsky.social · last wk.

The band Chat Pile has this one tweet that goes “The two main types of people who live in OKC are stomp-clap mega church yuppies and people who regularly crash their car into the side of a house.” And they have an ongoing bit of reposting news whenever someone in OKC crashes a car into a house.

How teenaged boys get sucked into the manosphere/incel culture, signs for parents to look out for, and what to do if you see them in your sons.

ETX Gov@etxgov.myatproto.social · last wk.

You've got a captive audience on a plane, and you know they can't open the doors and yeet you out. What subject are you gonna do a 30 minute sermon on?

The Bills have unsurprisingly placed Tyrell Shavers on the PUP list going into training camp. With an ACL injury in January, this was expected. Unexpected? No news yet on Michael Hoecht. I've heard only good things about his rehab, but could he possibly be GTG nine months after an Achilles tear? 🤞🏻

Training camp starts tomorrow, so you know what that means...my final offseason shitpost.

The 2nd Annual NFL Preseason Roster -Alen/-Aden List

For a few years in the late 1990s and early 2000s, I would look up every NFL team’s preseason roster to see how many guys named Antoine…

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Just had to explain my "I'm just here so I don't get fined" reference to a new prosecutor.

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Every now and then I think about the fact that she wrote an entire song about how unnaturally amazing her new dude was and one of the lines was "he asks how my day was" as if it was something groundbreaking and novel, and it makes me sad about what her past must have been like that he seemed unreal.

Neil@neilkid75.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.

Is there an easy way to search up old posts I made on here? I'm looking for something I did at some point last summer.

I think the best way that I can sum up these uniforms is that Khalil Shakir can't even muster up a smile wearing them.

What's your sign?

Chris Steller@chrissteller.bsky.social · last wk.

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I eat Chicken Salad Chick probably once a year. It's so good, which is why I don't have it more often.

Turned on The Insiders on NFL Network for lack of things to watch on TV and they’re discussing the Bills offseason in depth. Lucky me!

Husband and Girl Child had their annual post-Junior Olympics pedicure this evening. He told her that if she got a 4.0 this year he would let her pick his nail polish with no veto power. He's now rocking cotton candy pink sparkly toes and she's telling him to tan his feet more so it'll pop. Worth it.

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

DJ BobbyCousy@bobbycousy.bsky.social · 2w ago

I choreographed seven steps to Heaven

Who wore it better?

Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever@sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 2w ago

Andrew Tate looks more like he was trafficking himself

I would still be crying three days later and I'd look like a blueberry with legs.

JStar@jstar2.bsky.social · 2w ago

That Spain player took a Messi kick straight to the fucking face at point blank range. Mercy.

Nothing better than a video of Andrew Tate getting arrested to cap off a lovely Sunday morning.