assholes still lighting off fireworks: the dogs in the neighborhood are miserable you suck big ass and it still Didn’t Happen
knob, drawer
@drawerknob.bsky.social
doorknob was taken. if you’re out there, i love you. may all miscellaneous hardware be free from suffering opinions are not my own and i have no idea what is happening
national mall 👀 like prada marfa if it was an ice detention center
the prophet we were promised. when are you all going to wake up
big shout out to antifa or the democrats or whoever for controlling the dc weather on america’s bday
no good reason why dinner tables aren’t at neck height
yes sir she’s called the guilloteen yes sir you’re going to love her, right this way
i think power dynamics are an essential part of understanding sampling / remix culture and that’s not always mentioned when discussing the great frankensteining 2.0 of internet content
Kelsey Atherton@atherton.bsky.social · last mo."Digitally handmade" is a useful, vital distinction. Collage work of existing images, authored in an image-editing platform (and done within the bounds of fair use) is the actual remix culture. Typing "make me an image in the style of this creator" into a generator trained on unlicensed art is theft
dude if they can’t even do a reflecting pool without giving it an sti can you even imagine how shit the no-drone bunker is going to be
and if you want to do that well then you know less power to you
i fucking love that the right has essentially reduced life to a paranoid science fiction fantasy for all of us
um actually you don’t have a sign stating you reserve the right to refuse service to anyone which is exactly why i can practice beginners magic all day in this chipotle
can’t imagine what it’s like to be an age where the wonky demons running amok are young enough to be your grandchildren. aging is already weird as doctors seem younger (do they even know lumbago) but at least they’re not trying to use pedophile magic to unsea atlantis and turn it into luxury condos
can someone smarter than me explain the correlation between the manifest destiny caused biological collapse of our planet with the very reasonable desire most people have to die in their sleep
is he gonna drain the swamp yes sir is he gonna drain it all over my face oh yes sir yes sir
look i may be a tall drink of water but i’m also a human being
i don’t know who needs to hear this today but it’s totally okay to own more than one pair of socks
chat, during nuremberg 2.0 are the republican cops going to take the republican politicians to republican prisons? eli5
a lot of bluesky discourse could be clarified by posting income, debt and assets in profile
if you don’t have chocolate stains on your favorite books are you even depressed bro
most of us actually don’t want to put our money where our mouth is