nuzzles @playboycook.bsky.social’s neck from behind. missed him...
* 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐃.
@drawnblades.bsky.social
◟ ⊹ http://UNTIL,⠀ ⋆ ࣪ ᖭ ⠀ ͡ ⠀ ۪ my name⠀𖦹 ⠀reaches ݁ ⁎ ⠀ http://HEAVEN itself, i’ll become http://STRONGER ,⠀› mdni, 21+. an ode to http://thorn.
well yeah. i’m a swordsman — swordsmen cut things up.
Slice someone up literally? Cuz if yes, might not be the best plan bud-
need to slice someone up so i can feel somethin’ again.
⠀ 𝔇𝔬𝔫𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔵𝔬𝔱𝔢 ℜ𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢 || 𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓪𝔃𝓸𝓷
To hear, one must be silent.
thorn. maybe if i change my layout i’ll feel like being around more
yawns his biggest yawn yet. maybe it’s possible to squeeze a damn nap in before sunny ports.
i’m outta practice on that one, my teeth’s gotta do. ( really though it sounds like a recipe for shattered glass. hefting a bottle of whiskey in his broad hand, zoro glances at her. )
Only if you do it with your pecs, Y’know when squeeze the bottle and the lid just pops off.
like yer eyes. sounds good. don’t overwork yourself today, got a lotta other days to do that.
The blue is nice. A beautiful shade. Ah- no not really. I think I'm just going to take it easy.
can’t nap unless someone offers to take over. i got it ’til th’ sun starts comin’ up.
Nap really good if there's nothing I would have to do
yeah, i’ll tell ’em. but i dunno how keepin’ a bug in a cup is gonna work. it’s gonna fly out. ( the thought only makes him more confused, but he crouches down, picks up the little insect bits and toss them in the sea, where eager flying fish shoot out to snatch them up. )
i can see that . . could you just leave them be or put them in a cup next time . . ? ( shaking her head in disappointment. ) clean that up before it embeds itself into the deck forever. luffy and usopp are going to whine about this little guy . . take responsibility for it, okay?
regular thugs? nah, won’t make me happy. i need more of a challenge than that, dartbrows. ( stretching his arms over his head, the swordsman’s lone eye shifts to sanji. ) ya wanna give me a gift, get me a six pack.
( rolling his eyes a bit, the very slightest hint of fondness in his smirk as he lights up a cigarette ) . . . you know, i wonder if it doesn't make you so happy i should get you a giant barrel full of thugs to cut up for christmas
that’s what i like to hear... let’s get to bed.
… I said I need you, marimo. Need me to spell it out for you?
yeah, put ’em on ice aready. ( a rumble vibrates in his chest, shadowing closely behind toward the large cooler set on the ground. surely enough, there’s enough fish and crabs to supply a feast in there. ) what are ya gonna make?
Did we? In the net you cast? [His fingers played over Zoro’s earrings before going to look at the catch or the day.] Well…good job, mossy. I’ll be able to make you some fresh delicious food. Just sit down.
nah, don’t got skittles but there’s some round things down ’ere. ( crooked grin, adjusting the soft lime green of his belly warmer. )
m’kay then, that’s my guess. you got skittles in there?
why would i be smilin’ in my wanted poster? i was kickin’ ass an’ they had a damn camera in my face.
to be frank, i have never seen you smile once. not even in your wanted poster.
i dunno what’s macarenas, but i heard ’bout pecan pie... is it that pricey? better just steal ’em, like the witch would say.
. . tell that to my wholesaler. pecans has gotten three times more expensive .ᐟ don't get me started on macadamias.
( he has an urge to groan, but stifles it. this guy really is depraved and no one checks him for it. ) thought y’ wanted to kick my ass, curly. gotta decide which one’s more temptin’ for ya.
[Trails his finger slowly down Zoro’s chest, over his abs to play at the top of his haramaki.] A peice of those nuts you’ve been going on about…
oi, i ain’t a grouch. just don’t need no one tellin’ me i don’t know my own fiancé.
okay, oscar the grouch .ᐟ huffs.
.⠀ׂ⠀𖧷 life gave me some 𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙽𝚂, ꒷︶꒦⊹ ˖⠀ so i made 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑳𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑫𝑬 . ︵ ˚ ͙۪۪̥ 𐔌
takes a swig from a bottle of sake, a thin stream of clear liquid creeping down from his lips, trickling over his jaw and down his firm, exposed chest. zoro is half drunk tonight, guided by the moonlight.
the same one ’m gonna marry, yeah. ya can be nice t’ women an’ still be a damn pervert, lady.
. . . the sanji i know has been so kind and a gentleman . . are we talking about the same sanji .ᐣ
thorn. sometimes i really want to rp haley from stardew
ya clearly don’t know him. he almost died from nosebleedin’ over a buncha mermaids. he’s th’ freakiest cook in th’ world.
listen 'ere mister. sanji is no pervert .ᐟ brook maybe.