Did you know that Mutant bigotry exists in the real world because of Capitalism.... In 2003, Marvel successfully argued that their X-Men action figures were exempt from the tax rate for ‘human’ shaped dolls, claiming ‘mutants are not people’.
Dr Doom
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DOOM,Autistic, ADHD, Comic Book/Wrestling Geek If you want to talk to DOOM... Summon him.
The only Big Bill I acknowledge from here on out
Bill Bailey
ALT: Bill Bailey
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Chob@chob316.bsky.social · 20h agoThe only Big Bill I acknowledge from here on out.
DOOM says ALWAYS WIPE YOUR ASS... ALWAYS! AND USE DEODORANT AND SHOWER/BATHE REGULARLY.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Spider-Man: Why is The Hand here? Damage Control: They're here to get mind controlled later so we can have a fight scene because none of your villains are available even though they've been mentioned or seen in this movie. Spider-Man: I guess that makes sense....
Me: Can you please stop running about, it is bedtime! Daughter: I'm not Running about.... I'm galloping! Me: Galloping is running! Daughter: Galloping is galloping and Running is running... So you're wrong.
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We all say we miss Shitposter TK. But we all know, that secretly, he never left. #WrestleSky #AEW 🤼♂️
Michael Brooks 🇬🇧@michael.brooks4.com · 5d agoAEW are running Dynamite ads directly across from US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis... the SummerSlam venue. 🔥 #AEW
It's crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request.
TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook - Wikipedia
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I am seated for Spider-Man Brand New Day.... Apologies to @confuseddude.bsky.social I'm going to miss the extra Poké Card stream today.
You know that scene in The Dark Knight where Batman pops up behind The Joker and slams his head into the table in front of him.... Every time I see Donald Trump sitting behind a desk I think about it... There's definitely no correlation.
I don't know Pavlov personally... But his name does ring a bell.
I don't watch WWE but....I think I need this figure of Kevin Owens as Zombie Ed.
I have the gracefulness of a drunken three legged donkey trying to get up an ice covered staircase.
Just because YOU don't like me.... That doesn't make me a bad person.
"If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything!".... Sounds like something a cunt would say when they don't want to be called a cunt.
Congratulations you have scrolled so far that you have found the Emo Axolotl... Reskeet for good luck.
Congratulations you have scrolled so far that you have found the Emo Axolotl... Reskeet for good luck.
I bought a collection of short Batman stories and then realised that one of them was written by Issac Asimov and it blew my mind.
New York now has enough solar energy to power 7 Flux Capacitors.
Bruno J. Navarro@brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 4w agoNew York has installed 8 gigawatts of distributed solar energy, putting the state ahead of schedule toward its goal of reaching 10 gigawatts by 2030, Gov. Kathy Hochul announced July 2.
Watching this would guarantee that you kill off any sense of humour you have.
Andy Churnwell@churnwell.bsky.social · 4w agoYour dad has a 100-inch TV screen in his new flat and he watches videos like this all day long alone.
Sony is such a stupid corporation they got tricked into releasing Morbius TWICE... They should just give up and sell off their IP to a less idiotic entity.