sorry thought about r*mance and got hives just now

their singular braincells together might actually destroy the world. #da2 / #datv ; #dragonage

It's so hard to be a single mother.

THAT’S EXACTLY THE KIND OF ENERGY I’M LOOKING FOR!!

CHAI!!@dfective.bsky.social · 2y ago

oh i'm just beating up a guy? oh i can ABSOLUTELY do that.

the outburst i had in joann fabrics is not reflective of who i am

Sure. I mean, if I’m honest, we’re a little desperate. I’d take a /new/ guitar-bashing-ass-kicker if I had to. Training on the job’s the way to go, right?

CHAI!!@dfective.bsky.social · 2y ago

Wait, really? IIiii mean of COURSE you would! I'm super qualified when it comes to kicking ass. It's what I'm best at.

Depends on the job. I’d hire you.

CHAI!!@dfective.bsky.social · 2y ago

i can't put "bashes things with a guitar really well" on my resume, can i?

YOU NEVER HANG OUT WITH ANY OF THESE PEOPLE, COMMANDER. I HAVE TO MAKE UP PICTURES OF THEM IN MY HEAD.

FOLLOWED BY STEN?

...Alright. I was going to continue with or without the seal of approval, but it's nice to have it. At the top of the list we have... Zevran (glancing sideways out of the corner of their eye to try to judge based solely on her expression how far off base they are. not being subtle about it)

ranking the hero of ferelden's companions based on who has the biggest ass

it was so convenient of solas to build several breakdown rooms in the lighthouse

( to the tune of grease ) magic school dropout

you sure act like exes. i've not seen you guys talk Once since you've been here

( quietly ) solas's ex

MEEMAAAAW WHAT'S GOOD

— ROOK THORNE. dragon age: the veilguard. 18+, selective. by august