Bisexual as in fuck purity and orthodoxy. I like my sexuality muddy and ever evading categorization. The concept of forced bi as a tool to destroy fixed sexual identity. Keep the forced in forced bi, it is a weapon 😈

“Spending money on sex workers multiplies your rewards in heaven” - Jesus

Offering bodywork again 💕 Naturallydeviant.com/fbsm

Theory: you support sw Praxis: my fave people who send me lil gifts for food and misc a few times a week to keep my pocket full of walking-around money 😌

One of my natural habitats

I am never available now. I love sleeping, ignoring my phone, and doing long sweaty jaunts around town with unwashed hair. I’m not sitting around coiffed deodorized and fully lingerie’d in an ivory tower. Texts and emails like this make you look … very unserious (chaotic negative)

Demonstrating how to use the furniture

Please be warned I am very busy this month! If you’ve been considering having time with me, planning sooner than later is a great idea 💋 I want to see (and smooch) you!!

I just juiced an entire watermelon and strained the pulp! 😮‍💨 So much work but so refreshing and lasts for a few days especially if you add a bit of lemon juice 🍉🍋

Send me 💲 to take out my hot friend for her birthday this week 🎂🎉😘 Or 🎁 her something generous!!

Goddess Seraphia Rose🌹NYC@goddessseraphia.bsky.social · 6d ago

It’s My Birthday next week and 10 year anniversary in this industry this coming month! I want to be adored. Send gifts in celebration 🥰🌹

I find ear piercings on men so attractive… like they are so secure they don’t care if someone else thinks it’s a little gay.

The best relationship dynamic is the one where I get to be an unhinged sea creature and my partner just finds me endlessly delightful instead of a problem to manage

Date idea: we check out the peep hole at IFC together 🤩😳

If the companies who made these shoes knew how much time we spent in them I wonder if there would be an empathetic drive towards better quality (prob not). I want the Cadillac, Merrell version of novelty thigh-high PVC clompers

Lady Pim@theladypim.bsky.social · 4d ago

I need orthopedic dominatrix boots

Sometimes the date goes so well I’m like umm WHY are you single?? 👀😳

I just need a couple acres and a Yes man to bankroll an architect, I’ll do the rest 🐚

“Adequate date planning is a great source of protein” -a colleague

“I wish you could come here” Do you not have a credit card that can buy plane tickets? I’m confused.

Offering bodywork again 💕 Naturallydeviant.com/fbsm

Saw a trailer for the forthcoming movie ‘Wicker’, a movie where Olivia Coleman gets absolutely railed into the mattress by a sentient basket played by Alexander Skarsgård?? He's absolutely blowing her back out? the bed breaks. THE BED BREAKS. He's made of WICKER. Who’s coming with me??

I’m not sure I can teach someone how to love their life, but maintaining a sense of awe and gratitude has been a key factor for me.

Water nymph 🌊

1 seat for you, 1 seat for me, 2 seats for the hot women we invite to come with us

Naturally deviant 🌹

So turned on by enthusiastic bisexual men 😍

Simone Solnsa │ San Francisco@simonesolnsa.com · last wk.

An MMF except I'm just the voyeur and I'm directing you to kiss each other, etc

Not sure how well resourced clients don’t just want to give us the world and more. For the BDE of it all. I’m so in love with my sw friends and wish I could give them everything they want and need at all times. They’re so loving, charming, fun, creative, cultured, vivacious, and deserve it all.

What a treat to wake up to this gift! I have been getting by on rope and “don’t you dare move” threats for too long. Thank you N💛

Burning the midnight oil sewing. My favorite activity for the dog nights of summer. Made a gorgeous new article from a pile of vintage skirts that I used to wear a handful of years ago but have been languishing in a trash bag. Maybe I’ll post a photo later this week.

I want to get fit but I hate working out because I get bored and need company to be there to enjoy myself lol. I love classes though. Should I get into Pilates? Is $40 a class expensive? Does anyone want to sponsor my 3-class trial ($100) 🩷

Sensuality is not just my branding, it’s my lifestyle. But that isn’t particularly complicated… I just prioritize simple pleasures. It’s the way I wear my hair. The fabrics I choose for my clothes. How I savor tastes. How I linger. How I notice. How fast I move. It’s a window into the world.