Drew Green

@drewgreen.bsky.social

Storyboard Artist currently looking for work! Previously @ A24, CN's Driftwood, Adventure Time Side Quests, Steven Universe Future, Battle Kitty, and more! Opinions are mine. Sometimes my art is NSFW. He/him/gay/no AI EVER https://linktr.ee/drewgreenart

Margo's Got Money Troubles brought me so much joy in its first season, truly so warm and funny and stylish. Also, they did NOT need to make Nick Offerman simultaneously THIS hot and cute, it's absolutely criminal, omg. 🥵

Nick Offerman being a super cute grandpa in Margo's Got Money Troubles.Nick Offerman being a super hot wrestler grandpa in Margo's Got Money Troubles.Nick Offerman being a super cute meditating grandpa in Margo's Got Money Troubles.Nick Offerman serving cute grandpa trade in Margo's Got Money Troubles.

It's 2009. I wanna go out for virgin margs with the gal pals, but I've gotta write my saucy sex advice column before my editor Gary reads me the riot act. Thankfully, I can do it all with my Sony Vaio Type P mini laptop. I'm a girl on the go! (Srsly, is this thing NOT peak hardware design though?!)

Promo images of the Sony Vaio Type P mini laptop from 2009.

I've been quiet about it publicly but I busted my elbow roller skating about a week and a half ago. At first I was in a shitty splint from the ER and now I'm in this wacky brace and will be doing phys. therapy. Second injury this year. I love roller skating, but I'm likely not gonna do it anymore.

A photo of me giving a thumbs up with my right hand. My right arm is at a 90 degree angle and in a plastic and metal brace held on with velcro straps.Me taking a photo in the mirror, my right arm in a shoddy splint (put on me at the ER) to keep it at an angle until I could see a proper doctor about it a few days later. The lighting is warm and cozy, I've got a Canon Powershot G2 up to my face to take the photo.

I dunno if it's just a small/curated sample size or if it's representative of speedrunning culture at large, but Games Done Quick is so unapologetically queer and I absolutely love to see it. I grew up thinking for so long that gaming belonged to straight people and that's so not true.

Update: my boyfriend got home from work and I asked him to take a picture of my bald spot (my hair was probably 3mm at this point) and I looked at that picture and immediately went and shaved my head. So...bald Drew lives on. 🥚

Drew Green@drewgreen.bsky.social · last mo.

I'm growing my hair out. I haven't tried that in like...probably a decade. I wonder how severe my big bald spot has gotten. I guess we'll find out! If it looks horrible, you'll never see it. If "Drew with hair" is cute, expect selfies.

I'm growing my hair out. I haven't tried that in like...probably a decade. I wonder how severe my big bald spot has gotten. I guess we'll find out! If it looks horrible, you'll never see it. If "Drew with hair" is cute, expect selfies.

It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen! These sudsy studs promise to get into every nook and cranny. 🚗🧽🫧💙 Make sure you're joined at the Pinup Sticker Club tier on my Patreon by 11:59PST (Los Angeles time) on July 3rd to get this squeaky clean sticker sent right to you! Patreon.com/drewgreen

A photo flyer for my upcoming July Patreon sticker, feautring four hunky lads washing a cute white van.

CRT TVs felt special in a way modern TVs generally don't. Their big drawback was also sorta their plus: they were big and bulky. They took up more space than TVs do now in a way. They were furniture. Yes they were 100 lbs and dangerous chemical bombs, but when not being hauled around? Magic.