"...Crazy how it's always because someone's got a person they wanna see. I wanna see my brother again"

𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓭𝔂@the5thone.bsky.social · 2w ago

“It’s because I want to see my friends again….”

"At your age?" "That's depressing"

𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓭𝔂@the5thone.bsky.social · 2w ago

“Yes……Yes I do…”

"You ever just wish you could go back to the past?" "Even if it's just for a little bit?"

It's a beautiful night, patients Be it day or night, the world is filled with such wonderful sights. Never take it for granted, dear patients. You never know when it could be the last time you gaze upon them

Greetings, patients ....I wanted to give today I fun title, but I already used Stimulating Saturday yesterday. Simulating Sunday just sounds repetitive...perhaps my age is finally catching up to me....regardless, please take care of yourselves

Ohohohoho! Greetings, patients! It's looking to be quite the stimulating Saturday, wouldn't you agree?

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!-

//Maaaaan it genuinely hurts that I feel less and less of a reason to show up here

"Hey guys, currently in jail at the moment for trying to steal from the white house. I had a plan for my mini faust's to cause a big distraction with the president's secretary so everyone would be too distracted with that to notice me, but apparently something went wrong"

//It's been a while since I've posted so Uhhhhh have Jr being Jr

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-

"Would any of you still love me if I were a book?"

//Okay I know it's been a while since I've posted anything that isn't Fanny Friday, but uhhhhhhh I'm working on a thread of what Undertale would be like if a member of the Faust trio were the protagonist. Here's the names for each route

//I'm back on my "What if the Faust trio had to go through Undertale" bullshit and came up with titles for their routes. Curious if you guys can figure out which route belongs to who

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!-

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-

-Did you know?- -We're approaching 25 years of me not being playable......that's depressing-

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!!-

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-

-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!-

Incredibly short No hair, no clothing, tended to cry a lot, very large eyes

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝@greedking.bsky.social · 4mo ago

... isaac? What did he look like?

.....Oh if only I could revive dear Isaac....he was such a lovely boy

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝@greedking.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I dont really care about what happens to mine, i am able to revive beings after all

I had an adopted child once....I miss him greatly

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝@greedking.bsky.social · 4mo ago

well yes but former parent and a half. i DO have a son but hes more like a... "reanimated-statue-that-i-adopted"

.....Starting to see why you introduced yourself as a former parent

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝@greedking.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Well just terminate this one and make another one with no emotional problems its that easy

Because I love my son???????

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝@greedking.bsky.social · 4mo ago

So? Whats stopping you? Just fight him or hire someone to kill him

-No time for a silly Fanny Friday, we're getting closer to when they show off Robo-Ky and that means they might tease who the next character is. C'mon please let it be me, I'm begging you Arcys PLEASE JUST LET IT BE ME IT'S BEEN SO LONG PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!-

He's my son, he absolutely knows how to fight

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝@greedking.bsky.social · 4mo ago

How does that even happen

If I do that, we are both dying

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝@greedking.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Hi former parent here kill him

Patients, for once I'm the one who needs advice How on earth do I help my son who's wallowing in his own self hatred? Does he need adventure? Rest? A lover? A fight that makes his life flash before his eyes to remember the good in his life alongside the bad? I just don't know

-No petit 3 announcement at the direct-