alright let’s go play some tennis…praying my foot injury doesn’t act up
i wont reply you if your every convo with me happens only when you’re horny
want to downsize my 16" mbp to 14"...tired of lugging it to work
my handheld fan may be the *most* important thing i purchased this year
was in a meeting with my student and was trying to say hydrophobic but for some reason my brain could only thought of homophobic 😭😭😭 truly rotted brain
nothing more humbling than when a guy says no when you ask if they wanna meet again
watched odyssey and my question is why is nolan against giving substance to female characters 😭
almost picked up worst girl in america vinyl earlier but that gotta wait because i have bills to pay 😪
i like every song on petal but none of them catches me immediately…it’s all a bit background
had my gut rearranged for the past TWO hours 😮💨 good morning i guess
i’d never ever say this normally but it’s not normal so imma say it. we need some rain pls
me: ok bag buying ban starts my SA: pics of new pretty bag me: yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭
pls someone open nude photography class because some of you are butchering your assets
the most important thing a person could learn is to never buy from instagram brands
i like online shopping at aus and cad sites because it's like half price sale when i convert the currency back to gbp lmao
no matter how much i lift or how big people say i am i only see chopsticks when i look at myself in the mirror 😞
each time you text me without face pic you lose one inch off your dick