Carolina style vinegar-based bbq sauce is the best flavor in the world.

Enjoy your “freedoms” while you have them.

“I hope we don’t insult god with the cursing” - man, who owned people against their will.

And now, a lesson on CEO-ing from Matthew Karch, CEO of Saber Interactive:

Elon must be SO MAD that he can’t literally suck his own dick. Why else would he make that shitty Austin Powers AI? If I’ve ever seen ANYONE who is desperate to feel their own balls rolling around in their mouth, it’s Elon.

If I see one more ignorant shit talk about how trans women are only women if they’ve had surgery, I’m gonna explode. 😮‍💨 Like hey, you bigoted little fucks, y’all don’t get to make everything about transitioning difficult and then bitch at us that we’re not living up to your stupid fucking standards.🖕

Watching Manhunter to distract myself from how the world is being taken over by shitty little billionaires and the pathetic fascist fucks who they prop up. 🫤 Anyway, Brian Cox is by far the most believable version of Hannibal. Logan Roy killed that shit.

I’m used to reading news about trans people as a group being fucked over, but lately it seems like there’s more news than ever about individual trans people who are getting fucked over. Anyone else notice that? Like, is it because we are gaining visibility or just being fucked over more lately? 🤷

There are plenty of journalists in America working for major mainstream publications/networks, and I doubt that a single one of them has half the integrity of J Jonah Jameson.

I don’t have time for gender euphoria, I’m too busy having political anxiety and existential unrest. 🤷

Accidentally just FaceTimed someone who I didn’t mean to. Feeling a weird mix of feelings, but the most prevalent one is definitely embarrassment. 😞

I make a thousand posts about how fascism is an immediate existential threat to us all- y’all sleep. I make a post about how I like chili- everyone is suddenly eager to chime in. I’m sorry y’all, but fuck our comforts and escapism. Fascism is here to ruin ALL of our lives, complacency is FUCKED.

The more I learn about his lore, the more I think that The Loathsome Dung Eater is actually the most reasonable character to side with in Elden Ring. Forced equality > ingrained systemic inequality, ya know? 🤷 Maybe everyone shouldn’t have been such an asshole to the Omens in the first place.

Just realized that all three leads in the movie Zodiac ended up being MCU guys.

Ike Barinholtz and Tim Heidecker have basically the same voice.

sorry for being sad online is it chill if i ruin your idea of me real quick

It was cool as fuck when Trunks cut Metal Frieza in half!! But then he did the same thing to Zamasu and I realized, oh, this guy just has the one finishing move. Ya know, maybe if he’d tried chopping the androids in half, Future Gohan would still be alive. 🤷 But that’s none of my business. ☕️

New Mutants was a cool movie. So was Brightburn. I eagerly want more superhero horror movies. 😤

Today I need to do porn, clean the house, do laundry, and wax my legs. It’s not exactly a tough day, but holy shit do I not wanna do laundry. 😆 Despite it being the easiest thing on my to do list, laundry is the most boring shit ever. 😑 Can’t I just make more porn and wear less clothes? 🤷

Rewatching YYH, on the Dark Tournament now, and I forgot how much I fuck with Team Masho. Like, lots of cool fighters, Gama was the biggest team player in the whole tournament, and I love how Jin and Touya wear those slutty stirrup socks. 😙

It blows my mind that people tend to not consider season 2 of Twin Peaks as the high point of the series. Like, I get that an argument can be made for Fire Walk With Me, sure. But nothing else in the series even comes close to being as good as season 2. 🤷

Trying to be chill about this, but I think my torso is shorter than it used to be. 🤷 Kinda feels like I’m mostly legs now. I’m also nearly two inches shorter than I was before I started hormones and I’ve lost several shoe sizes. 😅 HRT is weird af.

Mega Man and Bass is the best classic Mega Man game for two reasons. First, it has more lore than any other classic game in the form of collectible info disks. And second, it plays closer to the MMX games than any of the other classic Mega Man games. Thank you for hearing me out on this.

Is there gay sex in the sex purge movie? Because if not, like, what’s even the point? 🤷 Like I’m supposed to go to a theater to watch a couple of straight people disappoint each other with once-a-year straight sex? That doesn’t even need to be a movie! May as well make a movie about washing dishes.

I’m so exhausted by fascism and the shitty fucks who enable it. But never too exhausted to continue speaking out. You shouldn’t let yourself get too exhausted to denounce fascism either.

If you’re whining about trans people in sports while democracy is being swiftly eroded globally and the planet is fucking burning from billionaires gleefully ratfucking the environment, then congratulations, you fell for culture war bullshit. Now wake the fuck up and let’s deal with ACTUAL problems.

I just learned that apparently the guy who made Braid actually didn’t cry about how he thought Soulja Boy liked it in the wrong way, and now I’m kinda blowed at the deceptive editing that led me to think that in the first place. 🫤 Tangentially, I love how much Soulja Boy enjoyed Braid.

Remember how Elon loves doing Nazi salutes? Weird how we all collectively kinda just let that go. 🤷 Here’s a crazy idea- maybe these filthy fucking Nazi billionaires like him are actually bad guys who should have their wealth repossessed before they finish destroying the fucking planet.

Kinda wonder how much Israel is paying Fetterman to be such a shill. That interview Fetterman did with Jon Stewart is pathetic af. The most conservative Democratic in congress is really like “If you wanna run on issues that aren’t party dogma, start your own party.” How bout you first, cockmunch?

Sophie Cunningham and her stupid bullshit sure have a lot of people showing their true colors. 😑 Jesus, transphobes are fucking stupid. I feel sorry for all those ignorant little shits. Must suck to be a bigoted loser. 🤷