Yeesh! You will never guess what Cat Power posted on Threads (picking up the pace as you start to walk faster) I said, you will never guess

Bro that observation just trenched me 😭

We don't talk enough about stuff that's of personal interest to me. And it's amazing how few people know the information I've just learned

"Nothing but net" — fisherman saying of ill portent

The year is 2453 AD. Two young people reaffirm the unbreakable bond of their friendslop with one another. Nobody knows how the word came to be

This policy might sound sensible and appealing, but consider this: I'm being paid to say it isn't

More like the thirteen colonics. On account of the subsequent history and such

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I think I might have to move away from DuckDuckGo, the privacy-focused search engine that even protects you from the information you're trying to search for

OK I've watched the video of the Michigan politician talking about coastal elites and I actually don't regret learning about this one US politics thing. Her affectation is insane, she's like a Dana Carvey character

I wonder if the makers of the Catsan litter brand are aware that it's impossible to read the name of their product as anything other than a Japanese honorific

It's so weird how every player character in a video game is an uncoordinated oaf with no short-term memory or sense of direction

The fact that a dish of raw fish has become a worldwide staple during my lifetime and that its body count is relatively low suggests to me that food hygiene is fake

Actually seeing things grow fashionable with people much younger than me then become hopelessly passé an inappreciable amount of time later gives me a pleasant sense of the impermanence of all things & a glimpse into my Buddha-nature

Why do they call it Odyssey when you of this the man sing of twists and turns driven time and again course off

Lancing the pus-filled vibescess

Does English have an equivalent to the French meuf, i.e., a synonym for "woman" that's slangy/informal but not insulting or a diminutive? "Gal" is too folksy/regional, "broad" is obviously dated, etc.

Just ironed like fifty shirts in a perfect thoughtless trance. I just wouldn't stop. Definitely late-onset something

An army marches on its stomach. And it fights on its elbows. And it sleeps on a thousand asses

I'm sending a stream of French qi to the Argentinians per the concord of irritating nations everyone is rooting against

Absence makes the fondue grow colder

I am leaving this vale of tears. Please forward my mail at the vale of giggles

I've ascertained that the best way to move quickly while carrying a cup of coffee is to run in soft little strides like in a samurai movie

My terrible secret is that I hate cyberpunk. Emptied of whatever satirical edge it might have possessed like 3 years after the word was coined and functioning as a dorkier noir ever since

In the metro, met the eyes of a guy who looked exactly like a younger Jesse Plemons. He smiled as if to say, "Uncanny, isn't it?"

My prize rose has wilted 😭🥀

Thot, chather

Not too worried about the historically unprecedented heatwave. I'm known for the dryness of my bulb

Every two months or so YT will become convinced I have to watch a video entitled "I HATE modern chairs... So I built one!" and the thumbnail shows a guy next to like The Homer of whatever appliance or piece or furniture he's applied his gifts to

Hell dimension where demons eternally define glorbo, grungle, plurbus, glonzo, etc. to me