John Cotter

@drjohncotter.bsky.social

Senior Lecturer in Law at Keele University, England. Research in EU constitutional law, especially defence of democracy, and impeachment. Irishman living in Cheshire. Views are my own.

It’s a feature of the English right that the more they bang on about the war, the less knowledgable they seem to be about that war; the more they insist on the primacy of the English language, the lesser their own grip on it; the more they insist on Christian values, the more unchristian they are.

Hear me out: UEFA and the other regional organising bodies form a new global body to regulate football. FIFA continues on as regulator of a new code: kayfabe football. Every four years there’s a kayfabe World Cup in some dictatorship or other which either Messi or Ronaldo always win.

I always laugh at these “Trump’s approval rating at 34%” celebratory headlines and posts. Like, no-one would say, “oh wow, only one in three people are now flesh-eating zombies; I like those odds.”

Re Fauci, I’m reminded of the story of how a great American, who had dedicated much of his life to the service of his country, stood tall in the Privy Council in London in 1774 while members hurled insults at him. That was Benjamin Franklin, of course. And we know that ended for his accusers.

The phrases “game’s gone” and “Brexit football” are revealing of a good section of British political *feeling*. The former usually refers to modern, perfectly sensible innovations in football that are objectionable merely because they offend against some sense of objectively meaningless nostalgia /1

Detective: “Where were you between 9-10pm on the night of the 24th?” Suspect: “I was scrolling on Bluesky?” Detective: “What’s your take on the Odyssey then?” Suspect: “Hmm, I don’t have one.” Detective: “A Bluesky user without an Odyssey take? There’s no such thing. You’re lying to me.”

One wonders whether the Jodrell Bank telescope’s greatest sin is that it is pointed at space, which is foreign. “Where are all the telescopes pointing at English towns? We should be pointing telescopes at our own and not at the great beyond!”, cry the market town mid-afternoon vox pops.

Recently rejoined LinkedIn and the difference in the depiction of Elon Musk there is quite something. Over there his neo-Nazi ideas are ignored completely. You’d be forgiven for thinking he’s just some hardworking, ingenious business leader, rather than the nasty threat to liberal democracy he is.

Tbh, the sense of hope Andy Burnham gave some people was as inexplicable to me as people being moved by Coldplay. But retaining Mahmood in the Home Office indicates he’s a completely unserious politician, who isn’t going to address any of Britain’s social and economic problems.

I like to imagine Infantino leaning over and saying to Trump, “Well, I’m glad this over, because the hardest thing has been pretending you’re not an absolute moron. Oh, and one more thing, there’s no such thing as the FIFA Peace Prize. We made it up. We’re a football regulatory body, dumbass.”